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AverageOldGuy

(2,142 posts)
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 05:10 PM 11 hrs ago

Thoughts on turning 80

I turned 80 today.

I had always thought the people who were 80 were old, decrepit, opinionated, cranky, shout at the TV, nap all the time, and pee every hour on the hour.

And now that I'm 80, I discovered that I am old, decrepit, opinionated, cranky, nap all the time, and pee every hour on the hour. So excuse me, I'm going to pee, shout at the TV for a while, then take a nap.

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Thoughts on turning 80 (Original Post) AverageOldGuy 11 hrs ago OP
Happy birthday! Lulu KC 11 hrs ago #1
Happy Birthday! Iris 11 hrs ago #2
I'll be 80 next August. Thanks for the head's-up. Glorfindel 11 hrs ago #3
😁 Duncanpup 4 hrs ago #72
Happy Birthday! Dennis Donovan 11 hrs ago #4
Happy 80th Birthday! Congratulations, too. livetohike 11 hrs ago #5
Happy Birthday to you! 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂 Trellastic 11 hrs ago #6
Very Happy Birthday! FalloutShelter 11 hrs ago #7
This message was self-deleted by its author Submariner 11 hrs ago #8
Thank you for remembering that horrific day. niyad 10 hrs ago #39
I WAS JUST COMPLAINING TODAY ABOUT MY EARLY ONSET RIGOR MORTIS! Karadeniz 11 hrs ago #9
If your rigor mortis lasts more than 4 hours... NewLarry 10 hrs ago #31
Happy birthday, AverageOldGuy! whathehell 11 hrs ago #10
This message was self-deleted by its author whathehell 11 hrs ago #11
Happy birthday!!! NewHendoLib 11 hrs ago #12
Happy Birthday! Mossfern 11 hrs ago #13
Happy Birthday! When I was young I said Cha 11 hrs ago #14
Happy Birthday!!! Quiet Em 11 hrs ago #15
Happy Birthday, AverageOldGuy! Diamond_Dog 11 hrs ago #16
You gotta laugh. A good attitude is important. I'm right behind you and surprised how good I feel. surfered 10 hrs ago #17
Happy Birthday. Enjoy. sinkingfeeling 10 hrs ago #18
Best wishes on your milestone. Those who live the longest win the most prizes 🎂🍧🧁🍿🍰🎉👏 Deuxcents 10 hrs ago #19
lol Meowmee 10 hrs ago #20
Happy Birthday!! So long as you can get to the bathroom on your own and know what it's for, you're good. LoisB 10 hrs ago #21
Love it! Happy Birthday! Phentex 10 hrs ago #22
Happy Birthday on this milestone! La Coliniere 10 hrs ago #23
Something to look forward to! Happy birthday! nolabear 10 hrs ago #24
Preach. N/T Tom Dyer 10 hrs ago #25
Happy Birthday! Joinfortmill 10 hrs ago #26
Happy 80th, AverageOldGuy! SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #27
Congrats to all 80 year olds! Nt spooky3 10 hrs ago #28
Happy Birthday, AverageOldGuy! ancianita 10 hrs ago #29
80 is better than the average old guy. Congrats AverageOldGuy! . . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz 10 hrs ago #30
CONGRATULATIONS! I'm almost there. usonian 10 hrs ago #32
Good, it's important to have a routine. Xavier Breath 10 hrs ago #33
Happy Birthday! mountain grammy 10 hrs ago #34
me too! Be The Light 10 hrs ago #35
Boy am i glad i think 80 is a time Figarosmom 10 hrs ago #36
Happy Birthday irisblue 10 hrs ago #37
I'm 81.... and right there with you. Only with more swearing... albacore 10 hrs ago #38
Happy Birthday! May all your pees go well. Solly Mack 10 hrs ago #40
Happy birthday! madinmaryland 10 hrs ago #41
I'll be very happy to make it to 80 Dave says 10 hrs ago #42
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - and- I appreciate the perspective from which you speak. Blast The Plasmatics and annoy your neighbors! NBachers 9 hrs ago #43
Happy Birthday!! 80 is fun if you do it right. Srkdqltr 9 hrs ago #44
Happy Birthday senseandsensibility 9 hrs ago #45
Sounds like fun times AOG 🤪 Clouds Passing 9 hrs ago #46
A very Happy Birthday to you AverageOldGuy! lucca18 9 hrs ago #47
Happy Happy Birthday!! Hope22 9 hrs ago #48
I loved the 80s.... the 1980s that is. HapPEE Birthday. IcyPeas 9 hrs ago #49
Happy Birthday Average Old Guy! Permanut 9 hrs ago #50
Happy Bday - I'm 74 and pee anytime I hear water running 😁 walkingman 9 hrs ago #51
You've earned it 👍 dchill 9 hrs ago #52
Happy birthday. NT mahatmakanejeeves 9 hrs ago #53
Damn, I'm only 78 and I'm already acting like an 80 year old. patphil 9 hrs ago #54
Happy Birthday! barbtries 8 hrs ago #55
I'm doing that next July MineralMan 8 hrs ago #56
Happy Birthday! 2naSalit 8 hrs ago #57
Happy Birthday! Eko 7 hrs ago #58
Happy Birthday. Now get off my lawn. I'll check adverb I go pee. Stinky The Clown 7 hrs ago #59
Happy Birthday, youngster! JohnnyLib2 6 hrs ago #60
You pee on the hour? RainCaster 6 hrs ago #61
Happy birthday! AuntieKatie 6 hrs ago #62
Aawww - Happy Birthday! Party Hearty! 3catwoman3 6 hrs ago #63
Old age is a privilege not everyone gets to experience. Shambala 5 hrs ago #64
Happy Birthday IbogaProject 5 hrs ago #65
Happy Birthday! TBF 5 hrs ago #66
Congratulations on your 80th Birthday! summer_in_TX 5 hrs ago #67
Happy birthday! H2O Man 5 hrs ago #68
Another happy birthday! DFW 5 hrs ago #69
Happy Birthday! 🎂 electric_blue68 5 hrs ago #70
Happy Birthday! PlanetBev 4 hrs ago #71
Happy birthday Duncanpup 4 hrs ago #73
Happy birthday 🎊🎁🎉🎂 live love laugh 4 hrs ago #74
Happy Birthday! Kaleva 3 hrs ago #75
Happy birthday! My little dog shares a birthday with you. LearnedHand 3 hrs ago #76
Forever young, KitFox 3 hrs ago #77
Happy belated birthday! blogslug 2 hrs ago #78
Happy Birthday. applegrove 2 hrs ago #79
Happy Birthday AOG Buddyzbuddy 2 hrs ago #80
Stuck around through another full orbit, well done! 0rganism 2 hrs ago #81

Lulu KC

(4,710 posts)
1. Happy birthday!
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 05:11 PM
11 hrs ago

Not there yet but I'm already shouting at the TV--the thing my parents did that I would NEVER do. Things happen!

Glorfindel

(9,941 posts)
3. I'll be 80 next August. Thanks for the head's-up.
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 05:12 PM
11 hrs ago

Now I know what to expect, except I don't watch TV (for going on 40 years) so no TV shouting for me.

Trellastic

(23 posts)
6. Happy Birthday to you! 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 05:15 PM
11 hrs ago

I hope your year is filled with health, peace and joyous surprises.

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Mossfern

(3,214 posts)
13. Happy Birthday!
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 05:30 PM
11 hrs ago

I'll be joining you as an octogenarian in 4 years. (I sit here with a heating pad wrapped around my shoulders)

Funny thing though, my brain still thinks it's 35.

Hope you had a wonderful day and will eat something 'forbidden' for dinner tonight.

Cha

(305,714 posts)
14. Happy Birthday! When I was young I said
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 05:32 PM
11 hrs ago

naively that I wanted to live until I was 80... Now that I'm 80 I realize that I need to live a lot longer... Good Luck!
:

surfered

(3,532 posts)
17. You gotta laugh. A good attitude is important. I'm right behind you and surprised how good I feel.
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 05:48 PM
10 hrs ago

Happy Birthday!

Deuxcents

(19,960 posts)
19. Best wishes on your milestone. Those who live the longest win the most prizes 🎂🍧🧁🍿🍰🎉👏
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 05:53 PM
10 hrs ago

LoisB

(8,875 posts)
21. Happy Birthday!! So long as you can get to the bathroom on your own and know what it's for, you're good.
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 06:00 PM
10 hrs ago

ancianita

(38,786 posts)
29. Happy Birthday, AverageOldGuy!
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 06:24 PM
10 hrs ago

Most folks your age can't even post online, so you're ahead of the curve!

Enjoy your life!

Happy Holidays!

usonian

(14,352 posts)
32. CONGRATULATIONS! I'm almost there.
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 06:26 PM
10 hrs ago

SHOCKING!

You're as old as you think.

But just to hedge my bets, I'm going to use those remaining pre-80 years to post for justice on DU, to photograph the outdoors, play classical music on the piano and get out the chainsaw to trim tree limbs (If I can find the 1/3 of the pole chain saw that disappeared!) Damn.

And my good pair of Bass shoes.

Can't have it all.

Enjoy every damn minute.
Start here

Turn on some classical music on the radio or over the internet.

I recommend ( on the internet or on apps)
KUSC, WBJC, WQXR (many channels, I like Operavore the best) And "At the Opera" (see my classical music posts), That online show is preceded by a Tiki Lounge program, and I have drinks at the ready. With umbrellas!

Aloha, Brah.

Figarosmom

(3,084 posts)
36. Boy am i glad i think 80 is a time
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 06:38 PM
10 hrs ago

For my second childhood. Maybe that's how it'll be then.

But I do yell at the tv and I like to nap ( but so do kindergartens). Now that I think about it kids do yell at tge TV and are uften cranky too. And babues seem ro pee non- stop. Maybe you are in your second childhood. Take time out to play.

Dave says

(4,966 posts)
42. I'll be very happy to make it to 80
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 06:46 PM
10 hrs ago

I, too, want to be old, decrepit, opinionated, cranky, shout at the TV, nap all the time, and pee every hour on the hour.

They better leave Social Security and Medicare alone!

NBachers

(18,169 posts)
43. HAPPY BIRTHDAY - and- I appreciate the perspective from which you speak. Blast The Plasmatics and annoy your neighbors!
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 06:56 PM
9 hrs ago

patphil

(7,057 posts)
54. Damn, I'm only 78 and I'm already acting like an 80 year old.
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 07:40 PM
9 hrs ago

I mean, what do I have to look forward to?

RainCaster

(11,602 posts)
61. You pee on the hour?
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 10:11 PM
6 hrs ago

If I could get my bladder to time itself with the TV commercials, I wouldn't be so cranky.

Shambala

(23 posts)
64. Old age is a privilege not everyone gets to experience.
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 10:55 PM
5 hrs ago

I keep reminding myself of this so despite all the aches and pains, I really enjoying getting older.

Happy birthday 🎂 to you and cheers to many more!

TBF

(34,576 posts)
66. Happy Birthday!
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 11:03 PM
5 hrs ago

I'm late 50's and working hard on all those important tasks to prepare! Especially the naps.

DFW

(56,741 posts)
69. Another happy birthday!
Thu Dec 12, 2024, 11:24 PM
5 hrs ago

I’d speculate about my own 80th birthday, since I’ll be 73 next year, but men in my family don’t tend to make it to 80, so I won’t worry about it unless I actually make it that far.

PlanetBev

(4,222 posts)
71. Happy Birthday!
Fri Dec 13, 2024, 12:00 AM
4 hrs ago

You are old but definitely not in the way, Be well and keep fighting the bad guys!

KitFox

(57 posts)
77. Forever young,
Fri Dec 13, 2024, 01:37 AM
3 hrs ago

because you have not lost your sense of humor! Happy milestone birthday! Peace and all good, AverageOldGuy!

0rganism

(24,721 posts)
81. Stuck around through another full orbit, well done!
Fri Dec 13, 2024, 02:43 AM
2 hrs ago

Joining us for the next one? Looks like it's about to get... turbulent.

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