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I turned 80 today.
I had always thought the people who were 80 were old, decrepit, opinionated, cranky, shout at the TV, nap all the time, and pee every hour on the hour.
And now that I'm 80, I discovered that I am old, decrepit, opinionated, cranky, nap all the time, and pee every hour on the hour. So excuse me, I'm going to pee, shout at the TV for a while, then take a nap.
Lulu KC
(4,710 posts)Not there yet but I'm already shouting at the TV--the thing my parents did that I would NEVER do. Things happen!
Iris
(16,127 posts)Glorfindel
(9,941 posts)Now I know what to expect, except I don't watch TV (for going on 40 years) so no TV shouting for me.
Dennis Donovan
(26,846 posts)livetohike
(23,020 posts)Trellastic
(23 posts)I hope your year is filled with health, peace and joyous surprises.
FalloutShelter
(12,800 posts)Many more.
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niyad
(120,410 posts)Karadeniz
(23,466 posts)NewLarry
(63 posts)whathehell
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NewHendoLib
(60,549 posts)Mossfern
(3,214 posts)I'll be joining you as an octogenarian in 4 years. (I sit here with a heating pad wrapped around my shoulders)
Funny thing though, my brain still thinks it's 35.
Hope you had a wonderful day and will eat something 'forbidden' for dinner tonight.
Cha
(305,714 posts)naively that I wanted to live until I was 80... Now that I'm 80 I realize that I need to live a lot longer... Good Luck!
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Quiet Em
(1,059 posts)Diamond_Dog
(35,002 posts)It happens to the best of us!
surfered
(3,532 posts)Happy Birthday!
sinkingfeeling
(53,138 posts)Deuxcents
(19,960 posts)Meowmee
(5,930 posts)I am some of those and no where near 80 😹... Happy Birthday 🥳
LoisB
(8,875 posts)Phentex
(16,528 posts)Fantastic milestone
La Coliniere
(1,000 posts)Cheers!🥂
nolabear
(43,276 posts)Tom Dyer
(82 posts)Joinfortmill
(16,567 posts)SheltieLover
(59,825 posts)Many happy, healthy returns to you!
spooky3
(36,333 posts)ancianita
(38,786 posts)Most folks your age can't even post online, so you're ahead of the curve!
Enjoy your life!
Happy Holidays!
Bernardo de La Paz
(51,091 posts)usonian
(14,352 posts)SHOCKING!
You're as old as you think.
But just to hedge my bets, I'm going to use those remaining pre-80 years to post for justice on DU, to photograph the outdoors, play classical music on the piano and get out the chainsaw to trim tree limbs (If I can find the 1/3 of the pole chain saw that disappeared!) Damn.
And my good pair of Bass shoes.
Can't have it all.
Enjoy every damn minute.
Start here
Turn on some classical music on the radio or over the internet.
I recommend ( on the internet or on apps)
KUSC, WBJC, WQXR (many channels, I like Operavore the best) And "At the Opera" (see my classical music posts), That online show is preceded by a Tiki Lounge program, and I have drinks at the ready. With umbrellas!
Aloha, Brah.
Xavier Breath
(5,132 posts)mountain grammy
(27,343 posts)Be The Light
(55 posts)Figarosmom
(3,084 posts)For my second childhood. Maybe that's how it'll be then.
But I do yell at the tv and I like to nap ( but so do kindergartens). Now that I think about it kids do yell at tge TV and are uften cranky too. And babues seem ro pee non- stop. Maybe you are in your second childhood. Take time out to play.
irisblue
(34,380 posts)albacore
(2,619 posts)Solly Mack
(93,067 posts)madinmaryland
(65,178 posts)Dave says
(4,966 posts)I, too, want to be old, decrepit, opinionated, cranky, shout at the TV, nap all the time, and pee every hour on the hour.
They better leave Social Security and Medicare alone!
NBachers
(18,169 posts)Srkdqltr
(7,712 posts)senseandsensibility
(20,377 posts)and I like your attitude, AOG!
Clouds Passing
(2,555 posts)Happy 80th Birthday 🎂
lucca18
(1,322 posts)Enjoy your day!
Hope22
(3,042 posts)Enjoy!💗💐🎂🍰🎉🎈💗🙏🏼
IcyPeas
(22,682 posts)Permanut
(6,701 posts)Word around here is that you don't look a day over 79.
walkingman
(8,464 posts)dchill
(40,659 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(61,318 posts)patphil
(7,057 posts)I mean, what do I have to look forward to?
barbtries
(29,915 posts)MineralMan
(147,850 posts)Happy Birthday, ya old fart..
2naSalit
(93,115 posts)Eko
(8,576 posts)Stinky The Clown
(68,473 posts)Right behind ya, bud!!!!
JohnnyLib2
(11,233 posts)RainCaster
(11,602 posts)If I could get my bladder to time itself with the TV commercials, I wouldn't be so cranky.
AuntieKatie
(2,180 posts)3catwoman3
(25,578 posts)Shambala
(23 posts)I keep reminding myself of this so despite all the aches and pains, I really enjoying getting older.
Happy birthday 🎂 to you and cheers to many more!
IbogaProject
(3,712 posts)You are above average in my book.
TBF
(34,576 posts)I'm late 50's and working hard on all those important tasks to prepare! Especially the naps.
summer_in_TX
(3,267 posts)H2O Man
(75,711 posts)DFW
(56,741 posts)Id speculate about my own 80th birthday, since Ill be 73 next year, but men in my family dont tend to make it to 80, so I wont worry about it unless I actually make it that far.
electric_blue68
(18,466 posts)PlanetBev
(4,222 posts)You are old but definitely not in the way, Be well and keep fighting the bad guys!
Duncanpup
(13,740 posts)live love laugh
(14,500 posts)Kaleva
(38,399 posts)LearnedHand
(4,217 posts)KitFox
(57 posts)because you have not lost your sense of humor! Happy milestone birthday! Peace and all good, AverageOldGuy!
blogslug
(38,669 posts)applegrove
(123,460 posts)Buddyzbuddy
(30 posts)0rganism
(24,721 posts)Joining us for the next one? Looks like it's about to get... turbulent.