Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Measles? (Not an uncommon way to die according to RFK Jr)

Covid? (Who can say, since CDC doesn't track it?)

Flu? (What do you mean CDC didn't plan a vaccine for it?)

[displacedvermoter]

1. God works in mysterious ways,

that is what my mother says. I guess so..

[gordianot]

9. Hitler and Trump could make a similar claim they were they were spared in assination attempts

It is mysterious.

[royable]

2. Ebola? (Caught from his Siberian marmot-eating son)

[malaise]

3. No but

I f he doesn’t croak quickly not one strand of hair will be left on that thinning scalp.
Even what’s left of his hair is escaping his wrath with tasteless haste. 😂😀😂

[Emile]

4. Don Jr returns from a marmot hunting trip infected

with bubonic plague from eating the rodent. The bubonic plague now is spreading like wildfire throughout the Trump cabinet. Probably be many deaths in coming days, proving political guru James Carville was right in his prediction the Trump White House collapse in 30 days.

[C_U_L8R]

5. There's no discernible brain activity

But the mouth is still moving.

[Joinfortmill]

6. Soon, I hope.

[William Seger]

7. Kash Patel's Evil Eye?

Fell down and broke his crown?

Got too close to the burning cross, sheet caught fire?

[AltairIV]

8. nice selection today.

those are all apropos.

[Vinca]

10. I look forward to the day I don't see your daily post on this topic.

If they have a state funeral, is it appropriate to moon the hearse?

[SLClarke]

11. Burried under the weight of wishes

Thanks for the posting.

[Ocelot II]

12. Autoerotic asphyxiation?

[twodogsbarking]

13. After funding cuts to the National Parks he gets ripped to shreds by Yogi and Boo Boo.

[LW1977]

15. An acid shower he mistook for a Golden Shower

[SheltieLover]

17. Bazinga!

[chicago guy]

14. Possibly

Wow add bird flu too

[SocialDemocrat61]

16. He's been dead for months

Musk is weekend at Bernie's him.

[Aviation Pro]

18. Based on Not President Motherfucker Krasnov's look during the lickspittle meeting

I'd say we're halfway there.

[Ocelot II]

19. At least the hair is on the way out.

There's not enough left of it to construct that bizarre hair edifice he was so proud of and afraid of getting wet. Now it looks more like the clumps of cat hair I sweep from under the radiators.

[niyad]

20. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

A burst septic appendix?

He falls into a septic tank with an open cut on his body?

[SheltieLover]

21. He'd infect the septic tank!

One day you'll get to pop that bubbly!

[niyad]

25. You will join me, of course!

[SheltieLover]

34. But of course!

🥂

[niyad]

33. You are quite correct. I never gave thought to the poor septic tank.

[SheltieLover]

35. ...

[PunkinPi]

22. Definitely looks it here...

[Hugin]

30. This one photo illustrates the real Musk/Trump situation more than I could ever describe.

All eyes are on the unelected President Musk. Trump in the Andropov drop-off.



Wow, pictures, a thousand words and all of that.

[Gimpyknee]

23. Enough Already

Am I the only one here who finds these comments getting old and tedious? I get it. You want the orange moron dead. Your postings are not as witty as you think they are. It's time for you to move on.

[Emile]

24. Republicans raised the debt limit by Four Trillion Dollars.

How's that for wit?

[niyad]

26. Nobody is making you read these. I am thinking it might be pizza time.

[dreamland]

28. True to your name

We all are having some fun here.

[Orrex]

31. Holy shit thank you!

I thought I was the only one. Who the fuck keeps posting this tiresome bullshit every day?

And why isn’t Trump dead yet?

[niyad]

32. I guarantee you that your response will go right on by that one.

And I have been asking myself that same question since 2015.

[SheltieLover]

36. I have as well.

Looked every morning. Sadly disappointed.

[William Seger]

38. Maybe just need a more positive message, like: Has he gone to his just reward yet?

[malaise]

37. Yes you are

See yah

[North Shore Chicago]

27. Bubonic Plague.

Brought to you by coke jr's hunting buddy with a subtle nod to RFk Jr.

[Omnipresent]

29. Not yet, but the televised parties are going to be awesome!