Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Died from 11,000 tuberculosis infections?

Dismembered during meet-n-greet in Saudi Arabia?

Mistaken for Oompa Loompa and roughly shipped back to Loompa Land by ICE?

[SheltieLover]

1. Sadly not yet. Hopefully very soon!

[C_U_L8R]

2. Taken out by Greenlandic Seal Team

Actual seals.

[SheltieLover]

4. Love this!

[malaise]

9. Nice

😀😂😀

[William Seger]

21. Hoot!

[electric_blue68]

42. Baaahahahahaaaaa!

[surfered]

3. Made an appointment with dementia specialist, Dr. Jevorkine, mistakenly went to the offices of Dr. Kevorkian.

[SheltieLover]

5. Hahaha!

Good one!

[malaise]

8. ROFL

😀😂

[Joinfortmill]

30. Hahaha

[BlueKota]

6. Can Satan die?

[malaise]

7. No but lightning delayed the final of the

Miami Tennis Open for over six hours.
Florida is the death by lightning state - more golf please-
I’m hoping for a lightning strike in a bunker or when he trips over his own foot 😀

[SheltieLover]

12. Pls see #10 below

If the lightening monitors would just fail to work for a few days...

Ty for the inspiration!

[BlueKota]

35. Would be poetic karma

for decimating NOAA.

[malaise]

36. Karma would be Hurricane Karen hitting MAG-A-Lardo

in August

2025 Atlantic hurricane names
Andrea, Barry, Chantal, Dexter, Erin, Fernand, Gabrielle, Humberto, Imelda, Jerry, Karen, Lorenzo, Melissa, Nestor, Olga, Pablo, Rebekah, Sebastien, Tanya, Van, and Wendy

[SheltieLover]

10. Just at the second kraznov completes his swing, lightening strikes, frying slobby

to Malaise for the creative inspiration!

[malaise]

22. Bwaaaaah

Thank you too 😀

[SheltieLover]

25. I knew you would!

I used to post on a creative writing website & we used to sort of use each others' work as springboards to reply with an equally witty piece.

Thx for the tdip down memory lane & the creative spark.

[malaise]

29. Any time

😀

[sop]

11. No, he wasn't riding in that U.S. military vehicle that sank in a deep and muddy Lithuanian bog.

[royable]

13. Cleaved in two by 49th parallel

[hlthe2b]

14. ...

[Joinfortmill]

31. Yikes!

[twodogsbarking]

15. Snakes on air force one. Poison ones.

[Groundhawg]

26. There is no such thing as poison snakes.

[twodogsbarking]

38. ous

[Groundhawg]

39. There is no such thing as a poisonous snake.

[twodogsbarking]

40. It was made up and meant to be silly.

[Oopsie Daisy]

16. Tuberculosis?

[58Sunliner]

17. Somebody waxed the stairs?

[Joinfortmill]

32. OMG! lol

[Buddyzbuddy]

18. A 200 year old magnolia tree fell on him while taking a stroll around the Whitehouse.

In other news, they found Musk not too far away holding a chainsaw..

[Emile]

19. A skin biopsy show he has Agent Orange.

How he got it is still a mystery, but his life expectancy is eight to ten months. Close up picture of his skin.

[Emile]

37. Latest picture taken of him this morning.

[niyad]

20. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

A sinkhole opens up under him on his golf course?

[Wicked Blue]

24. Possibly a pit from Hell

[Wicked Blue]

23. Stumbled into the middle of a Canadian ice hockey fight

Elbows up!

[MIButterfly]

27. Only the good die young.

He might live forever as evil as he is.

[Joinfortmill]

28. Good ones! Not yet, dammit.

[republianmushroom]

33. Not yet, damn it, but we are a day loser to that day.

Death by Electrocution, while receiving a golden shower, from Putin. Forgot to shut off the electric blanket.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

34. For this thread

[Jack Valentino]

41. Is this where we sign up for illegal deportation?

I hope not.

[electric_blue68]

43. Tries to kiss Melania at some big event. Misses, and swallows her earring and chokes on it.