Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fatally haunted by the ghost of FDR for suggesting a third term?

Fatally crushed under Wall Street collapse?

Fatal bowel blockage after ~8 decades of being so full of shit?

[MiHale]

1. Pentagon leakers hooked up the Diet Coke button...

to a couple pounds of plastic explosives.

[jls4561]

29. Or.... the Diet Coke button is retired so when he pushes it, there is a recording that says

“Get it yourself, Fatass!”

Drumph’s head explodes or he dies from disrespect.

[C_U_L8R]

2. Stock market crashed into his bone spur

Nasty infection. The end.

[malaise]

3. No but Cory Booker and Senate Dems have been raising his blood pressure

For 12 plus hours
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220194297

[surfered]

4. I considered saying, "Yes, he's finally dead, " followed by April Fools, but that would just be too cruel.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

5. Musk was careless while dancing with his chainsaw and cut TSF with it

[Submariner]

6. The Bear did it

&t=1s

[lastlib]

8. I could watch that for five minutes!

It's a little easier when he's not flapping his anus-mouth.

Of course, he's really not that athletic--the bear would have a pretty easy time catching him; but it couldn't stand to eat that pile of nasty.

[sop]

28. I could watch that all day.

[SheltieLover]

7. Fatally poisened by the covfee boy?

Fatally crushed by the immense stupidity of his followers.

Fatally drown in fleaon's tears during a tantrum.

Hope springs eternal...

[Gordcanuck]

9. Maybe, but

with today’s robotics you can’t really tell.

[hlthe2b]

10. ...

[Wicked Blue]

11. Yes! He has croaked!

April Fool.

[gordianot]

12. This is the eternal question of those suffering authoritarian dictators.

For this one a painful death but passing in sleep works for me.

[niyad]

13. Alas my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Given that it is All Fools' Day, I would not believe any reports of his demise.

[malaise]

15. Borowitz weighs in 😀😂😀

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220195217

[niyad]

16. Thank you.

[IronLionZion]

14. Haunted by all of America's founders for tearing up our constitution

torched by the statue of liberty come to life

Sent to a Siberian gulag by the ghost of Ronald Reagan

[58Sunliner]

17. A toilet vornado pulled him in and flushed him down. It was a thing of beauty.

[bluestarone]

18. Yes. problem is he went to HELL, and

complained of bone spurs and was sent back

[Dulcinea]

20. Remember those T-shirts from the 70s-80s that said:

"Heaven doesn't want me & Hell's afraid I'll take over?"

[Blue Full Moon]

19. Saw this and thought of your daily thread

https://www.etsy.com/shop/cozyandcoolapparel/?etsrc=sdt

[calimary]

27. 8647 !!!

Like it! Maybe even LOVE it!

[republianmushroom]

21. Not last night, damn.

But we are a day closer to that big party.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

22. trump is dreaming about running in 2028

Link to tweet

[calimary]

26. Maybe he should start thinking about running for cover!

THINK: Where might he hide?

[Blue Owl]

23. He's all yours, Satan

Crank up the heat a little hotter and tuck him in

[ultralite001]

24. New hat...

🤣🤣🤣

[calimary]

25. LIKE this! A LOT!

[Blue Owl]

32. Now that's a red hat I might actually consider wearing

[sop]

30. No, his chopper only suffered a flat tire on the ground, the rotors didn't come off mid-flight.

[electricmonk]

31. The first website I check every morning

https://ishedeadyet.us/