While we're worrying about many things, has anybody kept track of our gold reserves?

[erronis]

We all know how much the orange pustule loves gold. In the past he's had to make do with 14K gold plating.

Wouldn't it be great (in his pea brain) if he could show his golfing buddies his brand new 24K toilet (the 50 liter-per-flush model) made from gold bars from Fort Knox?

I really expect to hear news that all Federal Reserve security officers have been replaced with Ivans and Igors.

[TheBlackAdder]

1. Note: All of those RW conspiracy types who said there was a gold heist during 9/11 will be suspiciousy quiet now.

[Frasier Balzov]

2. Musk and Trump were talking about

live streaming a visit to Fort Knox.

That was back in February.

[Marcuse]

3. Musk Trumps Goldfinger.

[TheBlackAdder]

4. Does thast mean he'll play his golden harp after getting sucked out of a Space-X window?

[Marcuse]

6. One can only hope.

[yellowcanine]

5. Yeah they dropped that like a hot turd for some reason.

[denbot]

7. This is a very popular conspiracy theory pushed by Shitler & E-Loon.

Thanks for dumping it here..

[Norrrm]

8. Crack open the vaults and find gold bars gone with Trump crypto documents sitting there.