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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region Forums"I drove drunk and crashed my car with three passengers. But manages to save myself (not the car or them) so everyone is
https://bsky.app/profile/mrsbettybowers.bsky.social/post/3lmg4hpn6t22eMrs Betty Bowers
"I drove drunk and crashed my car with three passengers. But manages to save myself (not the car or them) so everyone is calling me a hero! Nice."
--Donald Trump after needlessly tanking the economy (except driving a car is like running an economy for Donald--he doesn't know how).
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"I drove drunk and crashed my car with three passengers. But manages to save myself (not the car or them) so everyone is (Original Post)
IrishBubbaLiberal
Apr 9
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Woodycall
(470 posts)1. Or, another way to put it...
MSNBC’s Chris Hayes summarized the developments this way by way of Bluesky:
“You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.”
Bernardo de La Paz
(54,814 posts)2. Move fast, break things, and then claim only you can fix it. . . . nt
BeerBarrelPolka
(1,525 posts)3. How about
"I had sex with Ivanka and got her pregnant. But she drank my bleached laced tea and lost the baby, so now we won't have an inbred child. I did good!"