MAINTAINING ACCEPTABLE WATER PRESSURE IN SHOWERHEADS

[douglas9]

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:

Section 1. Purpose. Overregulation chokes the American economy and stifles personal freedom. A small but meaningful example is the Obama-Biden war on showers: Twice in the last 12 years, those administrations promulgated multi-thousand-word regulations defining the word “showerhead.” See Energy Conservation Program: Definition of Showerhead, 86 Fed. Reg. 71797 (December 20, 2021); Energy Conservation Program for Consumer Products and Certain Commercial and Industrial Equipment: Test Procedures for Showerheads, Faucets, Water Closets, Urinals, and Commercial Prerinse Spray Valves, 78 Fed. Reg. 62970 (October 23, 2013). To the extent any definition is necessary for this common piece of hardware, the Oxford English Dictionary defines “showerhead” in one short sentence.

Sec. 2. Ordering the Repeal of the 13,000-Word Regulation Defining “Showerhead”. I hereby direct the Secretary of Energy to publish in the Federal Register a notice rescinding Energy Conservation Program: Definition of Showerhead, 86 Fed. Reg. 71797 (December 20, 2021), including the definition of “showerhead” codified at 10 C.F.R. 430.2. Notice and comment is unnecessary because I am ordering the repeal. The rescission shall be effective 30 days from the date of publication of the notice.

Sec. 3. General Provisions. (a) Nothing in this order shall be construed to impair or otherwise affect the functions of the Director of the Office of Management and Budget relating to budgetary, administrative, or legislative proposals.
(b) This order shall be implemented consistent with applicable law and subject to the availability of appropriations.
(c) This order is not intended to, and does not, create any right or benefit, substantive or procedural, enforceable at law or in equity by any party against the United States, its departments, agencies, or entities, its officers, employees, or agents, or any other person.

THE WHITE HOUSE,
April 9, 2025.

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https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/04/maintaining-acceptable-water-pressure-in-showerheads/

[BootinUp]

1. Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.

https://sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm

MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.
BROTHER: "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and
people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies,
and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.
BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
MAYNARD: Amen.
ALL: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
KNIGHT: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
[boom]

[markie]

2. This Country

is 'off the rails' he wants to undo anything Obama and/or Biden did...

"we don't need to stinkin' conserve any water here"

pure madness King George madness

[Liberal In Texas]

7. That's all that it's about. Undo all that "woke" stuff from the Biden/Obama eras.

This is probably one of those things the RW podcasters rail about. So it fits right in with his nonsense.

[Prairie Gates]

3. Commando 450s for everyone!

[Vinca]

4. Well, thank heavens. Finally, I'll be able to sleep at night not worrying about the shower head.

WTF?????????????????????????

[Scrivener7]

5. This is the modern version of fiddling while Rome burns.

He's really senile, isn't he?

[Torchlight]

6. Excess and complacency by fiat- the new America.

The Degeneracy is optional, but comes with a discount.

[LastDemocratInSC]

8. He is at war with plumbers who install pressure reduction valves.

Local building codes usually recommend or mandate such valves to protect a building against the high pressure of main water lines.

[Johonny]

9. Water isnt free. More water equals higher costs

Trump loves losing consumers money. He can't help himself. He has lost money his whole life. All his policies lose money for you.

More water to take the same shower, sounds good to President burn your money

[Prairie_Seagull]

10. The technical term for his condition is

Bonkers.



WTF