Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Last edited Thu Dec 25, 2025, 08:47 AM - Edit history (1)

Twelve tons of Epstein documents?
Eleven shattered ketchup bottles?
Ten seconds with Stormy?
Nine covfefes?
Eight wars started?
Seven bucks for eggs?
Six quarts of Legembi?
Five remembered words?
Four MRIs?
Three jilted wives?
Two bloated cankles?
One massive stroke?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Got visited by three ghosts

but couldn't bring himself to becoming a better person and killed himself.

[Hugin]

5. Most likely napping through the whole thing...

Even the clattering of Jeffery Epstein’s chains and files couldn’t stir the louse.

[Hugin]

2. How festive and apropos...

[no_hypocrisy]

3. Fatal blow on the head from Santa chucking a big piece of coal.

[no_hypocrisy]

4. Christmas Extra

Choked on the words O, Come All Ye Faithful.

[Biophilic]

6. Well, that was fun. Thanks.

[hlthe2b]

7. "even just ONE will fulfill MILLIONS of prayers..."

"Santa? Come on Rudolph!"

[malaise]

8. No but Bestie Jeffrey is not going away

From here

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220889430

🎄 :🎄

[twodogsbarking]

9. Skin stretched from his face and released and he is killed by the whiplash.

[paleotn]

10. The best Christmas gift ever!!!!!

[Swede]

11. Orange Grampaw got run over by a pissed off reindeer.

Eight of them in fact.

[SheltieLover]

33. Hahaha!

Good one!

[Jack Valentino]

12. That WOULD BE the BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER!

But he hangs on like a man infused with the power of the devil,
or a sold soul with a too-long term contract....

[Tanuki]

13. "...boiled with his own pudding,

and buried with a stake of holly through his heart"?
(Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol" )

[Grim Chieftain]

14. Still time for a Christmas miracle

[Auggie]

15. Oh what fun!

[Tanuki]

16. May this be the last....

Link to tweet

[surfered]

17. I didn't get the present I wanted most

[SheltieLover]

30. I share the sentiment!

Merry Christmas! 🤶🎄

[SheltieLover]

18. Shoved off the roof by Santa's reindeer who were coming to leave a pile of shit for slobby & malaria?

Died of shock when scRotus ruled against him?

Merry Christmas, DU! 🤶🎄

[txwhitedove]

19. I was startled awake at midnight by fireworks in my cul-de-sac. First thought was Yay......

but no such luck, just bad neighbors.

Merry Christmas to all!

[SheltieLover]

28. What a disappointment that must have been.

Maybe it was an omen of a Christmas miracle? 🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Merry Christmas! 🤶🎄

[dalton99a]

20. Well

[SheltieLover]

27. Someone should flush! Repeatedly!

[Joinfortmill]

21. This is great! He's still breathing, dammit!

[niyad]

22. Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young One dares to dream.

Excellent collection! Any or all!

[surfered]

23. 🎄🍾🎄🥂🎄🍾🎄🥂🎄

Well, I confess we got into ours for Christmas Eve. We’ll have to get another vfii the long anticipated event.

[SheltieLover]

26. I think you deserve an award for patience!

Merry Christmas! May your preemptive act kick start a Christmas miracle!

🤶🎄

[SheltieLover]

25. Soon...

[Mira]

24. This was a joyful part

of my Christmas, and I thank you! Merry, Merry.

[Laha]

29. I had to do it, I'm sorry

I think this link will work.

https://aimusicgen.ai/share/90f7a19d-ef0f-4fb5-a292-4081d5359278

I had to hear your lyrics. I think it works.

[Laha]

39. I just noticed something really weird

The song skips the last stanza, but still uses the final emphasis.

It's like the last bit was scrubbed automatically. Maybe just for time because I'm just using a free account.

The AI bot didn't want to sing about Epstein for one reason or another. I promise I did not do that. It still has the lyrics posted that I used and should be part of the song.

[Wicked Blue]

31. Slobfather got run over by a reindeer

partying at Merde-a-Lago Christmas Eve.

[Dave Bowman]

32. That's what I asked Santa this year but I must have been a bad boy, unfortunately.

[Coldwater]

34. no orange smoke coming from the white house chimney

so sadly, not yet.

[Ranting Randy]

35. Thank you!

[Wild blueberry]

36. Thank you, Orrex, you poet you!

Very amusing.
My bottle of bubbly also remains in the fridge, waiting.

[SheltieLover]

37. Great lyrics, Orrex!

Ty for sharing!

Merry Christmas! 🤶🎄

[mopinko]

38. i read this a.m. that xmas day is the day the most ppl have heart attacks.

so 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[Pluvious]

42. Have a YUGE mug of this Beautiful Thick eggnog Donnie Boy !

[Blue Owl]

40. We need a Festivus miracle!

[Pluvious]

41. No Xmas miracle for our Republic...

#sadly

But...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

43. All we want for Christmas is...

Link to tweet

I'll say it: the only thing I want for Christmas is the opportunity to read what THIS childfucker's death was due to sooner rather than later.

— Shaxbert 🔞 (@shaxbert.bsky.social) 2025-12-15T18:11:38.466Z

: What do I want for Christmas?

For everyone in and associated with the incoming second Trump administration to suffer catastrophic aneurisms.

That includes all donors, lawyers, campaign advisers, and members of the press, too.

Take care of it all in one.

— The Disaster Autist (@disaster-autist.bsky.social) 2024-12-14T19:20:43.720Z

[snowybirdie]

44. How about

"Grandpa got run over by a reindeer"

[CousinIT]

45. I got the shirt. Wearing it right now.