Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Immolated when internet erupts?

Stopped taking his 50 life-sustaining meds because he decided they're a hoax?

Did himself in after fallowing for retaliatory Nigerian Prince scam?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

[Ocelot II]

1. Alas, no, but the Internet really will erupt when it does happen.

[SheltieLover]

2. Not yet but it is still early...

Plenty of time for a blown gasket.

[surfered]

4. Yes...

[SheltieLover]

5. Needs a toe tag that reads: "Slob"

[surfered]

6. 🤣

[SheltieLover]

7. Well...

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Was pecked to death by

six geese a laying!

[hlthe2b]

8. Snarled at the wrong monkey (who soon returned with a battering ram?"

(poor little monkey... who can blame him? )

[LetMyPeopleVote]

9. I agree with Pete

[not fooled]

10. Thank you for the holiday cheer!

nothing says holiday spirit like thinking about how to make the world a better place.

[Wicked Blue]

11. His hand makeup

gets tainted with mercury

[Nasruddin]

12. He's been dead for 6 months

But fortunately (for him, not us) the upload to ChaT-RMP was successful.

[NNadir]

13. Beat to Death by an ICE idiot who didn't understand that orange people were not considered "People of Color."

[msfiddlestix]

14. I feel like I've been away from du for a couple of weeks maybe longer, and I'm going to be away for a few more days but

I really hoped that I'd be reading headlines he had died or was in the hospital dying of whatever the f*** like maggots eating his innards they certainly ate his brains but I guess you can live with no brains, as evidence of his continued zombie presence. too bad.

[malaise]

15. No but today he said that

he doesn’t like to say percentages.
He is getting worse by the day

[Blue Owl]

16. Death Watch did get a little more exciting....

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=20894672

[William Gustafson]

17. According to a few Hospice workers and a doctor in that field ...

They all gave him around 3-5 months before he would not be able to perform his duties as president. By their estimations, by working with people that have Dementia, Trump is showing signs that by spring, he might have to be put into a home because it will get worse... so have patience... He can't outrun his health, especially Dementia... then there are all the other health issues he has... and he is sundowning very fast!!! ... enjoy watching him realize he is fading, and he can't do anything about it...