Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Terminal priapism from watching footage of ICE's latest murder?

Beaten like a piñata in Mexico City?

Eviscerated by a Knight of the Realm?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Went out to make a snow angel

couldn’t get up and was buried in a snow drift.

[surfered]

2. When I'm feeling down, I like to think about how many restaurant workers have spit in his food.

It just makes me fell better somehow.

[SheltieLover]

4. Every. Single. One. No doubt!

[SheltieLover]

3. Mistaken fot a gentleman & murdered by ice thugs?

Caught in eyeliner fight between couch fucker & loopy loomer?

President Zelenskyy's birthday wish was fulfilled & the dark triad - slob, pootin, & bibi - all keeled over?

[dalton99a]

5. +1

[SheltieLover]

6. Great minds...

[surfered]

9. 🤣Eye liner fight 🤣

[malaise]

7. No but

He is responsible for another death in MN

[surfered]

8. And an unknown number of deaths in detention centers

They are evil bastards!

[malaise]

10. THIS

Rec

[hlthe2b]

11. "Mortal enemies align to come to DC and address this horror. Be afraid, TSF. Be very afraid!"

[niyad]

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.