Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Collapsed because so many rotten organs can only work together for so long?

Dragged bodily into Hell by a dying Mitch McConnell?

Shot by French authorities while trying to sneak child pornography out of X's Paris office?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[malaise]

1. THIS

Dragged bodily into Hell by a dying Mitch McConnell?

[malaise]

2. No but

There will be justice for persons murdered, shot, assaulted and stripped of basic rights.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/03/us-congress-democrats-immigration-hearing

[surfered]

12. The testimony of the surviving ICE victims was powerful..

[dalton99a]

3. He is still waiting for a beautiful invitation from Satan

[hlthe2b]

4. "Mama told me to be patient, but sooo disappointed on this 'hump day..."

[SheltieLover]

5. No but it's still early in the day...

[Harker]

6. Mi esperas ke jes!

[Joinfortmill]

7. Good ones! Sadly, not yet. But, every night I pray Satan takes his sorry ass home.

[dalton99a]

8. Dumbass Satan should use flattery to entice him

[no_hypocrisy]

9. Not yet. Details, details.

1. Satan doesn't want him.
2. Dante is still working on a special sphere of Hell for TSF.
3. Satan still working on the "Contract".

[Jimi du Ranty]

10. A prediction for afterwards:

A leak in his crypt causes his body to float in urine?

Covered on Fox news by Jesse Yellow Watters?

[twodogsbarking]

11. Was a guest on "The View".

Not suitable for "viewing". Too graphic.

[surfered]

13. What would you do? Be honest.

[KS Toronado]

19. STEP on his FINGERS !

[niyad]

14. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

15. I have a dream .

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[irisblue]

16. I am listening to the BBC at the minute. James Menendez would have mentioned it

He is talking about the end of the missile treaties & the Chinese not being included in them

[irisblue]

17. Ok, he is talking about muppets & he likes Miss Piggy. That mofo is not dead

[littlemissmartypants]

18. Wow! The options! Making me even more hopeful, Orrex. It's a beautiful gift you have. 😍

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