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Orrex

(66,937 posts)
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 06:23 AM 2 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Infected by bubonic rat in kitchen of the Trump National Golf Club Westchester?

Devoured by bedbugs in the executive suite of the Trump National Golf Club Westchester?

Killed by Ecuadoran operatives because it's their turn this week?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 2 hrs ago OP
No but malaise 2 hrs ago #1
Stealing "uncle knobhead". niyad 2 hrs ago #4
"Here's hoping today will be the day that the answer will be "yes"... hlthe2b 2 hrs ago #2
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 2 hrs ago #3
I have a dream... surfered 1 hr ago #6
Hold the vision! SheltieLover 1 hr ago #11
Soon... SheltieLover 1 hr ago #10
In a sign of enduring affection John Fetterman gives him a hug and squeezes his guts right out his mauf. twodogsbarking 1 hr ago #5
;-{) Goonch 1 hr ago #7
Very close. TickTock. Joinfortmill 1 hr ago #8
Choked on a roach at his infested "club?" SheltieLover 1 hr ago #9
Burned to death by misfire of an Isreali antimissile laser? NNadir 47 min ago #12

hlthe2b

(113,580 posts)
2. "Here's hoping today will be the day that the answer will be "yes"...
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 06:29 AM
2 hrs ago

"So, we can all take a little time for bliss...ahhhhhhh"

niyad

(131,548 posts)
3. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 06:53 AM
2 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

twodogsbarking

(18,341 posts)
5. In a sign of enduring affection John Fetterman gives him a hug and squeezes his guts right out his mauf.
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 07:25 AM
1 hr ago

SheltieLover

(79,529 posts)
9. Choked on a roach at his infested "club?"
Thu Mar 5, 2026, 08:12 AM
1 hr ago

Carried off & devoured by bedbugs?

Fatal food poisoning at his "club?"

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