The Borowitz Report-Americans Support Sending Stephen Miller to Iran

[LetMyPeopleVote]

Americans Support Sending Stephen Miller to Iran
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— jokerusso (@jokerusso.bsky.social) 2026-03-05T13:32:46.143Z

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/americans-support-sending-stephen

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—While Americans strongly disapprove of Donald Trump’s decision to attack Iran, a new poll released on Thursday shows overwhelming support for sending Stephen Miller there.

Over seventy percent of those surveyed “strongly approve” of sending Miller, who bested such other popular choices as Kristi Noem, JD Vance, Karoline Leavitt, Pete Hegseth, and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

If Trump moves forward with such a deployment, however, he could run afoul of international law, since the use of Stephen Miller against a civilian population violates the Geneva Conventions and would likely be considered a war crime.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

1. This made me smile

Link to tweet

"Americans Support Sending Stephen Miller to Iran"
Yes the overwhelming majority of US do not support this unplanned feckless attack that clearly had no real planning & is already costing too many lives
But we are united in wanting this Nazi bastard to go

[dutch777]

2. No, parachute him into cartel country in S. America and parachute the Trump boys into Iran. Pretty please.

[usonian]

3. Send ICE, every last one.

Miller may have that "dome" but it can repel only one missile.

And shine in the moonlight.

Apologies to baldies.