Holy fucking shit!

[buzzycrumbhunger]

Look how massively edematous this bloated piece of shit is…

Keep a good thought and remember—South Park predicted he will die on March 14, 2026!!

[vapor2]

1. He has been wearing double the makeup lately

[Johnny2X2X]

2. Whoa

His face is so swollen it’s distorted.

[Deuxcents]

3. What's with that orange shiny stuff on his face? Is he sweating with a coat on? Is his hand swollen?

[rubbersole]

17. Could be bird shit.

They were probably taking bird bets on who could tag him first...

[Mme. Defarge]

21. He would be hard to miss.

[Blues Heron]

4. It's not heart failure is it? Or is it brain failure

[buzzycrumbhunger]

11. The brain failed long ago

… but yes, this looks like massive heart failure to me (not a doctor, but I did acute care transcription for years). Fingers crossed!

[Blues Heron]

13. Well, in all seriousness let's hope it's nothing trivial

[1WorldHope]

5. He needs to get drained.

[mr715]

6. Of cerebrospinal fluid. Using a spork.

[1WorldHope]

7. 🤣 a spork !!! 🤣🤣

[Joinfortmill]

8. TickTock

[Intractable]

9. South Park also predicted that he would sire an anally born baby with Satan.

I'm not holding out hope that he will die on schedule.

[oasis]

10. He will continue to look like warmed-over shit.

He’s such a sloppy mess that only so much can be done about his appearance. I’ve seen worse looking people live long lives.
I expect he’ll be a pain in the ass for a good while longer.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

12. Welp...

I suppose it’s good that we lower our expectations to avoid disappointment. Maybe that’ll be key to having our dreams finally come true (or at least cushion us in case of disappointment).

But seriously, We’ve seen the cankles but this is waaaaay beyond that. If I wasn’t a vegan, I’d be prepping a chicken for a blood sacrifice just to nudge the odds a bit.

[gab13by13]

14. OK

I'll buy 2X6's to build a voodoo doll, with tumble weed for hair.

[usonian]

15. Ankles is one thing. That's the dilithium crystals about to blow the Epsterprize apart.

EPSTERPRIZE IN ACTION!




You do realize why he wears that stupid ballcap all the time ....



Either that, or to contain the lost marbles.

[canetoad]

16. Not just his face

Check out the visible hand. Like a blown up rubber glove with tiny fingers.

[electric_blue68]

19. Actually not quite. If you zoom in you can see um I think at least one tendon

Hate to disappoint

[Charlie Chapulin]

18. Make it so, Number One!

[chouchou]

20. Hope he's OK.

(Orange Kickoff)

[AllyCat]

22. I've been predicting mid-May.

Tomorrow sounds good to me.