"BUT IS THE SPIDER OK?" Pudgy Teen Rambo Rittenhouse hospitalized after spider bite. CANDLELIGHT VIGIL! POOR KYLE!

[Miles Archer]

Kyle Rittenhouse, who fatally shot two protesters during a social rights demonstration in 2020, was hospitalized on Wednesday after a venomous spider bite.

He shared a photo of himself in a hospital and where the apparent bite was located on his body.

https://www.rawstory.com/kyle-rittenhouse-hospitalized-after-venomous-spider-bite/

[HAB911]

1. I'm praying so hard

[Maninacan]

2. Brown R

I figured right.

[Coventina]

3. Thoughts and prayers

for the spider!!

[Solly Mack]

4. Was he looking for commies under his bed when the spider bit him?

[flvegan]

5. Why didn't he just shoot the spider when it first got on him? n/t

[usonian]

8. Dammit, you beat me to it.

AR-15's are murder on spiders.

Next, a flamethrower for the wasp's nest in his garage. (true story, if not KKKKyle)

[Traildogbob]

19. 😂😂😂😂😂

We have a winner!!!

[RandySF]

6. A brown recluse bite is no joke.

Can cause necrosis around the bite area.

[QED]

7. Brown recluse bites are really bad news

My neighbor spent a week in the hospital and nearly died from one.

[Old-8643]

9. I believe that the brown recluse was at one time referred to as the Missouri Brown Spider

Brown Recluse (tan, violin-shaped mark): Venom is cytotoxic, causing necrosis (tissue death), fever, chills, and severe, slow-healing wounds.

[Rebl2]

23. My

cousin was bitten by one many years ago and it took him forever to get over the bite.

[Clouds Passing]

10. I don't see the red line going towards his heart. I had one with my recluse bite.

[RandySF]

12. I think reactions can vary by patient.

I react badly to mosquito bites.

[BuckIowa]

11. I know some women that would jealous of those tits.

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

14. They should blur out his A cups

[PatSeg]

16. Whoa, he's so young to be so out of shape

Guess if you have enough guns, you don't have to be fit and healthy.

[Wednesdays]

13. Hope it's nothing minor. nt

[MustLoveBeagles]

15. Poor spider 🕷️

[malaise]

17. Stop teasing me spider 😀

That is all

[dickthegrouch]

18. I hope the spider was standing its ground

Oh... wrong gun nut!

[durablend]

20. Kyle needs to man up and walk it off

[Rob H.]

21. "The communists couldn't take me out and i'll be damned if I let a brown recluse take me out"

But what if it's a communist brown recluse? Checkmate!

Edit: my favorite comment on the article: "Has a GoFundMe been established for the spider yet? How is it doing?"

[shakeyslim]

22. Tough little spider

Took an hour for him to die from that bite

[Blue Owl]

24. Hoping I'll get the chance to say "Good Rittance"

[Unrepentant Fenian]

25. Good!

[surfered]

26. Maybe he needs a ballroom built for him to feel safe.

[tanyev]

27. Didn't he have his rifle with him to defend himself?

Oh, it’s basically useless in the face of what is probably the most serious actual threat he’s ever dealt with.

[Escape]

28. I'm a Brown Recluse bite survivor...

Happened in the Summer of 1971 in Pratt, Kansas.

The doctor had just been to a seminar where he learned that the infected area could be cut out instead of just having is "sluff off". They didn't get it all in the first surgery, so they did it again the next day..

I had no problems after that, but still have a 6" scar on my back from the surgeries.

The spider that bit Rittenhouse should get the Medal of Honor.

[C_U_L8R]

29. In the end, Mother Nature wins.

If not now, then eventually.

[modrepub]

30. Hope He Has Good Health Insurance

Seriously, hospital stays can be expensive. No him having to go to a GoFundMe page to pay for treatment would be some poetic justice.

[JoseBalow]

31. Aww, poor baby!

[niyad]

33. That was so obviously fake!

[niyad]

32. Newest name for the fucking murderer. .kyle shittenhouse. And where is

the actual bite mark? I see a very hairy arm with a slightly reddish area.

"communists" tried to take him out? when?

No word on the spider's condition.

[Jilly_in_VA]

34. Tots and pears

to this crybaby. He had his 15 minutes. GTFO already.