OK...I KNOW I'm not the only one who saw CAPS and !!!!! in the "Epstein Suicide Note" and went "HMMMMMMM...."

[Miles Archer]

The document, made public for the first time, was unsealed as a part of a criminal case against his cellmate Nicholas Tartaglione.

“They investigated me — Found Nothing!!!” the sprawling handwritten note begins.

“It is a treat to be able to choose one’s time to say goodbye,” the note continues. “Watcha want me to do — Burst out crying!! No FUN — NOT WORTH IT!!”

MS NOW has not authenticated whether the letter was written by Epstein, the late convicted sex offender at the center of an international sex trafficking scandal.

https://www.ms.now/news/jeffrey-epsteins-purported-suicide-note-made-public?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=69fbde371d215200014f9e72

[lisa58]

1. No, you are not the only one...

I had the same reaction.

[Skittles]

2. the note is utterly fucking ridiculous

no fucking way that was Epstein

[Iris]

7. This came through as my spouse and I were getting Covid vaccines

And that is exactly what I said out loud in the CVS minute clinic!

[gab13by13]

3. Release the Epstein autopsy

it clearly shows the 3 broken bones in his neck were the result of strangulation, not hanging.

[haele]

4. As a single bit of writing, I know who it sounds like.

However, there's no way I could possibly tie something like to that someone who is supposedly very persuasive and successfully operated in elite level political, social, technology and financial circles for decades.
He collected highly educated people, even with his notoriously poor grammar.

Maybe if someone like that wrote that note when they were 15 and mad at Daddy for not getting him a Porsche for his birthday because of issues at his Private School.

But that doesn't sound like a Suicide note. That sounds like a petulant drunken rant. Not that I would care to read them, but an investigator saying this is a suicide note should check if there are other notes like this around, and in what context they had been written.

[Blue Owl]

5. It struck me as a very SAD! attempt at a note

[Easterncedar]

6. Thank you for your attention to this matter...

[mopinko]

8. it was posted on fb

by brian tyler cohen, and that’s almost every comment.

[Bristlecone]

9. He left out "HOAX" and "SAD"

[joanbarnes]

10. "They investigated me -- Found Nothing!!!" Very tRumpian........

[Buddyzbuddy]

11. Are you kidding?

Maybe the Felon is trying his hand at script writing for SNL. I know I was laughing.

[NJCher]

12. A handwriting analyst

Will be able to tell you if the note is authentic.