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milestogo

(23,172 posts) Thu May 7, 2026, 10:01 AM 6 hrs ago

So what will the Pope say to little Marco?

"Quit your job, man. It's destroying your soul."

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So what will the Pope say to little Marco? (Original Post) milestogo 6 hrs ago OP

"You like those Florsheims?" dalton99a 6 hrs ago #1

Marco to the pope, do as we say or we'll send JD again. dem4decades 5 hrs ago #2

I'm not sure Little Marco has much of a soul left. Ocelot II 5 hrs ago #3

"You better get right with God before its too late young man" GusBob 5 hrs ago #4

Say three Our Fathers and three Hail Marys..n/t SheilaAnn 4 hrs ago #5

Damn bro, what's that on your nose? Floyd R. Turbo 4 hrs ago #6

dalton99a

(95,091 posts)

1. "You like those Florsheims?"

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 10:05 AM

6 hrs ago

dem4decades

(14,303 posts)

2. Marco to the pope, do as we say or we'll send JD again.

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Thu May 7, 2026, 10:09 AM

5 hrs ago

Ocelot II

(131,106 posts)

3. I'm not sure Little Marco has much of a soul left.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu May 7, 2026, 10:11 AM

5 hrs ago

The last shred might have wafted away when he obediently humiliated himself at the WH in the too-big Florsheim shoes Trump gave him and expected him to wear. He wants to beat out that similarly soul-deprived husk of a human, the upholstery-abusing JD Vance, for the King's blessing for the 2028 ticket, so he'll be competing with Vance for how far he can crawl on his belly like a reptile.