Went to a garden center today, and

[Emile]

they had a Trump statue for sale.

[Ocelot II]

1. One could have a lot of fun with that....

[Emile]

3. My thoughts too. Lol

[cbabe]

2. Where's the weed killer?

[GenThePerservering]

4. Wait until no one's around

then fill in a little Hitler mustache with a magic marker.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

5. That there is a boycotting offense

I’d have told them why I’d never shop there again and skedaddle…

[3catwoman3]

11. Damn right!

Maybe it will get covered with bird poop. That would be an Improvement.

[Skittles]

6. is he having a heart attack?

[biophile]

8. Don't get my hopes up!

[Skittles]

16. heh

I just couldn't think of any other legitimate reason he'd be postured like that

[Maru Kitteh]

7. You left, right?

I mean srsly, I would not give them one old penny. How could you even shop with that thing looming in the lot?

[gab13by13]

9. The statue is 80 pounds under-weight.

[Whip-poor-will]

10. repurposed

Looks like one could turn it into a urinal pretty easily .

[kimbutgar]

12. I would have spit on it and picked a booger to put on it!

[Niagara]

13. Looks fairly rural, I spy with my eye silos

I would have left without spending a dime.

[sinkingfeeling]

14. Might deter rats in the corn crib.

[KentuckyWoman]

15. Nearby Trump Statues

There's a house nearby with 2 Trump statues. Someone keeps sticking dildos on the heads. Every week the dildos get bigger and brighter. You'd think the homeowner would have moved them by now. The last set has been there for 2 weeks. I think the jokester may have glued them on this time.

[Trueblue1968]

17. You should have pushed it over