LMAO! Donald might not attend Jr's wedding because....WAR!

[OGBuzz]

Since the start of the Iran war on February 28 Trump has gone golfing 14 times. Trump also attended UFC 327 in Miami on April 11.
Since the start of the war Trump also attended 3 pro golf tournaments: LIV tournament in Miami, a LIV tournament in Virginia, and a PGA tournament at Doral, also in Miami.

No Jr., daddy's not too busy "fighting" wars, it might be something completely unrelated.

[Totally Tunsie]

1. because...

GOLF!

[OGBuzz]

2. If I was Jr. I would find out if I'm still in the will. Daddy's brain is broken and he may be easily influenced.

[DET]

3. It's Either...

Golf or a medical procedure (aka ‘dental visit’).

[Totally Tunsie]

7. He's apparently heading for Bedbugminster with "working on Iran" in mind.

That's his excuse for missing the festivities in the Bahamas, but "all work and no play" will surely steer him onto the links for a round or two to relax and clear his brain. Ater all, Jr. will understand the need for a quick 3-hour break.

And then, if there was a fleeting thought to whip down to the Bahamas, there's all that schlepping of formalwear for both he and Malaria, and all that bother, etc. for just a few hours, so hardly worth the overwhelming effort and better to just stay in NJ because the flights to and fro would eat up so much extra time, etc., and Jr. will understand.

In other words, chump has no intention of doing anything on this weekend that he wouldn't do on any other, and how dare Jr. decide to marry on a Saturday of a 3-day weekend anyway? Jr. will have to understand.

Besides, he can just wait to go to Jr.'s next wedding.

[mwmisses4289]

10. There's no t hotel in the bahamas?

How dare jr. get hitched anywhere else?

[Attilatheblond]

4. Perhaps the bride's mother scratched him off the guest list

[canetoad]

5. Wouldn't it be ironic

If the marriage was as on-again, off-again as the Iran war.

[Deuxcents]

6. He'll be golfing..somewhere.

[orleans]

8. i didn't know sleezy scumbag junior was getting married.

daddy might have a stroke and can't attend

and daddy is probably leaving everything in his will to himself

[OGBuzz]

11. Wife #2 and Jr. is only 48 so he's got plenty of time to beat daddy's wife count.

[MIButterfly]

9. Of course it's unrelated

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He just doesn't care about anyone or anything in the world except himself and Ivanka who he has the hots for. Why would he go to a wedding where he wouldn't be the one and only center of attention?

If it wasn't Iran, it would be some other excuse. I'm surprised he even knows who Eric is. He barely knows Tiffany. He's never referred to Barron as "my son" or "our son" but he has said "Melania, she has a son." Father of the Year he ain't.

[OGBuzz]

12. I think Melania may have strayed which is why "she has a son".

[no_hypocrisy]

13. Not necessarily. Today (Friday), Trump's going to a rally in

Suffern, NY, a small, back-water town in Rockland County, NY. A nondescript suburb of NYC.

Talking about raising SALT, the property tax deduction you can take on federal taxes, which, BTW, Paul Ryan (R) eliminated with the FIRST huge tax cut in in the FIRST TRUMP Administration.

But he can't attend Jr's wedding. Expecting news reports to display that he's playing golf.

[Jersey Devil]

14. Doesn't he have plans to be at Arlington on Monday?

That's all he had to say. But he is an idiot and so is his son for scheduling the wedding on Memorial Day.

[OGBuzz]

15. He didn't mention Arlington but maybe they didn't show the entirety of what was said.

I'm sure Jr. was only thinking about the 3 day weekend, not Memorial Day and all that it represents.

[malaise]

16. The wedding is in a shithole country* and it's not about him

*trademark Donvict

[OGBuzz]

17. Doesn't a Lord or a King get to consummate the marriage on the night of the wedding? I'm pretty sure it....

happened in Braveheart. Donvict is missing out, Jr's bride looks like a much younger version of Melania.