The Supreme Leader Of Iran Has Issued An Executive Order

[gab13by13]

After poring over history books and reading the Quran, the Supreme leader has declared the rightful name of the Strait of Hormuz will now be called the Strait of Iran.

This new executive order gives Iran the right to mine the strait, to kill fishermen who may be drug dealers, and to charge a modest fee for any country's ship that wants safe passage.

This executive order is separate from any other peace negotiations that are ongoing.

The 1st 1,000 men and 1st 500 females who sail ships through the strait of Iran will be given shirts and hijabs that say, I Survived The Strait Of Iran.

Glory to Allah.

[Lovie777]

1. Is this real?.....

[Bettie]

2. I think it's satire

because the leaders of Iran are adults, but it is nearly impossible to be sure these days.