Viewers of Trump in a bathrobe on the bed photo file class action lawsuit for irreparable damage to their mental health

[Miles Archer]

The lawsuit was filed today in the DC circuit court, the brainchild of attorney Chet Schooley. He told reporters "I first saw that photo of Trump in his bath robe on the bed two years ago. I've not been able to hold down solid food since then."

Within 2 weeks, Schooley had added an additional 199 claimants to his suit, each seeking $7,200,000 in damages from Donald Trump.

When asked if he intended for the grand total of damages sought to equal $1.8 billion, the exact amount of Trump's J-6 Insurrectionist Slush Fund, Schooley replied "There's a slush fund?"

Additional details as I make them up, because yes, it's satire, and I wrote it.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. That's puke-worthy.

[OGBuzz]

2. My eyes, my eyes! Please Lord, help me unsee this.🤮

[MustLoveBeagles]

3. My eyes!

Maybe you should post a warning? The hair looked stupid then too.