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Estimate Trump's current weight (Original Post) red dog 1 Thursday OP
Between 260-270....How about 267! ☮ walkingman Thursday #1
I would guess 255 to 265. He has lost weight since his first term. Celerity Yesterday #39
295 ornotna Thursday #2
350 maptap22 Thursday #3
8647 dweller Thursday #4
About tree fiddy. n/t flvegan Thursday #5
Close to 300 #. fierywoman Thursday #6
It varies hourly. Traildogbob Thursday #7
Are we guessing what it is Faux pas Thursday #8
It's all the same weight ornotna Thursday #11
Oh thanks Faux pas Thursday #24
Speaking of his smelly diapers.. red dog 1 Thursday #13
Lol 😆 Faux pas Thursday #23
The cankles alone must be 75 pounds. Vinca Thursday #9
Are we including the coffin? purr-rat beauty Thursday #10
... Marie Marie Thursday #19
At least 280. Most likely over 300. Wiz Imp Thursday #12
My Daddy always says Trump only weighs 20 pounds, but in a 5-pound sack. Whatever that means. Midnight Writer Thursday #14
Check your dad, a blivit bottomofthehill Thursday #28
666 pounds Emile Thursday #15
A standard McDonald's Big Mac weighs approximately 0.53 pounds (240 grams) in total. Ferrets are Cool Thursday #16
200 ducks Disaffected Thursday #17
1776 lbs of pure bullshit. (Just thought that he would like that number - seems to favor it.) Marie Marie Thursday #18
Pure, unadulterated bullshit! True Dough Thursday #26
350ish, maybe 375 obamanut2012 Thursday #20
I would would say 286. madinmaryland Thursday #21
What do I win? JoseBalow Thursday #22
325. 331. 346. 357. 362. 378 Trueblue1968 Thursday #25
With or Without Loaded Diaper? C_U_L8R Thursday #27
He is easily 20 plus stone bottomofthehill Thursday #29
He claims to be The Wizard Thursday #30
Circus enid602 Thursday #31
325 pounds jmowreader Thursday #32
Trump weighs at least 300 pounds Progressive dog Thursday #33
If only someone could swipe a pair of his pants. multigraincracker Yesterday #34
I know this is an opportunity for GenThePerservering Yesterday #35
Ten times the number of brain cells in his cranial void Jerry2144 Yesterday #36
I'd guess 300. calimary Yesterday #37
The fact that he is still wasting oxygen so that we are even playing niyad Yesterday #38
6'1, 290 lbs. FascismIsDeath Yesterday #40

Celerity

(55,035 posts)
39. I would guess 255 to 265. He has lost weight since his first term.
Fri May 29, 2026, 02:55 AM
Yesterday

No way is he at 300 or more pounds. Also, no way is he 6 foot 3 inches tall. That is pure horseshit. He is now probably around 6 feet even, especially with no lifts.

Traildogbob

(13,175 posts)
7. It varies hourly.
Thu May 28, 2026, 02:36 PM
Thursday

Who is up his ass and diaper capacity.
Part of his quarterly physical, they ask Graham and the Cabinet frequent anal dwellers, “What did you see up there”? They are given an ID notebook, like a Petersons Bird ID, that has color photos of anal and colon abnormalities to look for. Then report back. No MRI can be as accurate as a close up visual as they slide up and out.
Obviously his weight is higher when Steven Cheung
Is fully packed up there, Trump’s weight is higher than when Lindsay Graham takes his turn. Graham is not much less weight being he is so full of shit anyway. But trumps cavity is always packed full of staff, if thinner ones are on duty, they have multiple ones simultaneously take their time to visit up there. Some have to breathe through his Neck Gina, if you can stand to watch him, you will see a nose poke through. The more that are up there, the more he leans forward from being top heavy as they crawl in higher to accommodate the crowd. A full time staffer keeps the appointments straight for whose turn it is. It looks like the lines of people trying to get up Mount Everest’s these days.
Some people say.

Midnight Writer

(25,842 posts)
14. My Daddy always says Trump only weighs 20 pounds, but in a 5-pound sack. Whatever that means.
Thu May 28, 2026, 03:09 PM
Thursday

Last edited Thu May 28, 2026, 04:23 PM - Edit history (1)

Ferrets are Cool

(23,064 posts)
16. A standard McDonald's Big Mac weighs approximately 0.53 pounds (240 grams) in total.
Thu May 28, 2026, 03:29 PM
Thursday

So, about 600 Big Mac's.

Marie Marie

(11,575 posts)
18. 1776 lbs of pure bullshit. (Just thought that he would like that number - seems to favor it.)
Thu May 28, 2026, 04:33 PM
Thursday

enid602

(9,766 posts)
31. Circus
Thu May 28, 2026, 11:27 PM
Thursday

Vance plays ‘circus’ with Trump frequently. That’s where Trump sits on Vance’s face and Vance guesses Trump’s weight.

jmowreader

(53,438 posts)
32. 325 pounds
Thu May 28, 2026, 11:39 PM
Thursday

How I got this number: that's what Vince Wilfork, a retired NFL nose tackle who played 11 years for the New England Patriots and two for the Houston Texans, weighed when he was playing. And since Trump is shaped like Vince Wilfork, it's the right weight to use.

Progressive dog

(7,624 posts)
33. Trump weighs at least 300 pounds
Thu May 28, 2026, 11:47 PM
Thursday

and possibly less than 400 when he weighs himself with one foot on the floor.

multigraincracker

(38,118 posts)
34. If only someone could swipe a pair of his pants.
Fri May 29, 2026, 12:21 AM
Yesterday

I’m 6’3”, about his age and have a 34 inch waist and weigh almost 200lbs.

GenThePerservering

(3,794 posts)
35. I know this is an opportunity for
Fri May 29, 2026, 12:32 AM
Yesterday

posters here to brag about their comparative fitness...but does it really matter? Trump is a pile of shit in a meat suit and it doesn't matter what he weighs. It's what he DOES.

niyad

(134,220 posts)
38. The fact that he is still wasting oxygen so that we are even playing
Fri May 29, 2026, 01:18 AM
Yesterday

this game is revolting.

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