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milestogo

(23,222 posts) Thu May 28, 2026, 06:07 PM Thursday

DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women

SATIRE

Published: May 28, 2026

https://theonion.com/doj-launches-criminal-investigation-into-all-women/

Because eventually all women are going to sue him for SOMETHING.

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DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women (Original Post) milestogo Thursday OP

Sometimes the Onion's satire hits hard Quiet Em Thursday #1

Sometimes it's so spot-on I don't find it funny MustLoveBeagles Thursday #4

Well, we all knew it was coming. nt eppur_se_muova Thursday #2

Funny - any woman that would support the POS needs to be investigated. walkingman Thursday #3

I had to check the link. niyad Thursday #5

Me too BlueWaveNeverEnd Yesterday #6

Quiet Em

(3,052 posts)

1. Sometimes the Onion's satire hits hard

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu May 28, 2026, 06:14 PM

Thursday

It's funny, but geez it really is disturbing how much this administration attacks women.

MustLoveBeagles

(17,556 posts)

4. Sometimes it's so spot-on I don't find it funny

Reply to Quiet Em (Reply #1)

Thu May 28, 2026, 06:28 PM

Thursday

eppur_se_muova

(42,607 posts)

2. Well, we all knew it was coming. nt

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu May 28, 2026, 06:20 PM

Thursday

walkingman

(11,187 posts)

3. Funny - any woman that would support the POS needs to be investigated.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu May 28, 2026, 06:28 PM

Thursday

niyad

(134,220 posts)

5. I had to check the link.

Reply to milestogo (Original post)

Thu May 28, 2026, 09:03 PM

Thursday

BlueWaveNeverEnd

(15,097 posts)

6. Me too

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Fri May 29, 2026, 12:03 AM

Yesterday

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