Bobby, Jr.'s first sleepover with Cheryl Hines:

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So they’re up in the bedroom and start undressing. Bobby takes off his pants and Cheryl gasps, “ Oh my God! Your knees! They’re full of bumps and scars!! What’s wrong with your knees??”

He replies, “When I was young I had Kneesles.” She says, “Kneesles? I thought it was called measles.” He retorts, Well I had kneesles.”

Then he takes off his socks, and she screams again, “What’s wrong with you toes? They’re all bent and broken-looking and the nails are green gray!” He replies, “Well, when I was young I had Toelio.”

She exclaims, “ Toelio? I thought it was called Polio!” He again retorts, “Well I had Toelio.”

Next he removes his underpants and she says, “Oh…so now you’re gonna tell me you had smallcox, right?”

[Bumbles]

1. Well, this one is going with me to my book club.

[riversedge]

2. uga!!