Kash Patel Under Fire For Using FBI Jet To Blow-Dry Hair

Published: June 2, 2026
WASHINGTONDrawing intense scrutiny for what opponents have characterized as misuse of agency resources, FBI director Kash Patel came under fire Tuesday for using an FBI jet to blow-dry his hair. On numerous occasions, Kash Patel has inappropriately utilized a government-funded Gulfstream jet to add shine and smoothness to his hair after a shower, said Illinois Sen. Dick Durbin, adding that Patels hair care habits had already cost American taxpayers $250,000 in jet fuel alone. This aircraft is intended for important government business, but Patel has repeatedly used it for his own personal grooming.
Just last week, he delayed an FBI forensics teams response to the scene of a mass shooting by blow-drying his hair for a date with his girlfriend in Nashville. After all of this administrations feigned outrage over government waste, its disgraceful for an FBI director to interrupt federal investigations so he can dry off after partying with the U.S. mens hockey team in Milan. According to FBI officials, Patel was unavailable for comment on the alleged misuse of government resources because he had mistakenly stood on the wrong side of the jets turbine and been sucked into the engine.
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