Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Ate a screwworm-infected hamberder?

Stroked out after an active weekend at his golf course?

Devoured by bedbugs?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SheltieLover]

1. Not yet but with any luck the Grim Reaper will make this day memorable!

[hlthe2b]

2. "That overwhelmingly embarrassing booing reception in NYC didn't do him in? Really?"

"We thought for sure that would do it!..."

[MustLoveBeagles]

23. I'm surprised and disappointed too 🐈

[malaise]

3. No but

There are four days to the big 80 and he already looks like hell

[littlemissmartypants]

14. FOUR MOR DAYS! FOUR MORE DAYS! FOUR MORE DAYS!

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

[electric_blue68]

29. 😄😄😄😄👍👍👍😄😄😄😄

[Goonch]

4. ;-{) ACT OF GOD

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[electric_blue68]

30. Snort!

[niyad]

5. Als, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

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Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

10. We share your dream..

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

[MustLoveBeagles]

24. I like this pic

Except all the women should be wearing red ♥️

[LymphocyteLover]

6. It's not impossible that all 3 of those could get him

first he eats the hamberder... then since the bugs take a while to start the infection, he goes golfing.

He strokes out but only a small stroke on the golf course so he goes to lie down on a bed in one of his well-known bedbug infested properties.

So then the screwworms and the begbugs go to work on him...

[niyad]

7. Ohhhh, I do like this!

[littlemissmartypants]

16. Perfectly logical!! 👏👏

[MustLoveBeagles]

25. I like how you think

[surfered]

8. We're not the only one getting frustrated..

[electric_blue68]

31. Snort!

[Joinfortmill]

9. No, but he's close, very close.

[Easterncedar]

11. I am so looking forward to the celebration here

When the answer is yes at last. Eyes on the prize!

[Wicked Blue]

12. Exploding birthday cake!

[littlemissmartypants]

17. Hahahaha!!

[malaise]

20. Bwaaaaah!

You win the thread😂😂

[58Sunliner]

13. Hopium copium. It gets me through the day.

[Marcuse]

15. .

[malaise]

21. No thankfully it will be

We’re only waiting for the WHEN.
No one escapes death.

[littlemissmartypants]

18. 🌞 Good morning! I agree with a simultaneous trifecta!

Starting with bedbugs so he can suffer slowly through that, then a slow poisoning and the crescendo stroke on the first hole during a putt.....

Chef's kiss.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day!

Stay encouraged!!
❤️

[MineralMan]

19. Moribund, but not dead yet.

[Blue Owl]

22. Fed up Americans finally had it with the ol' Pumpkinhead Pedo

[no_hypocrisy]

26. Doesn't wake up from presidential nap.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

27. May he continue to Rest In Peace so all of us can.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

28. We are waiting