This is what the White House lawn looks like right now:

[Ocelot II]

All it needs is a couple of junked Camaros and a wringer washing machine.

[peppertree]

1. Rather like a cross between the Beverly Hillbillies and the Hunger Games

Where's the cee-ment pond!?

[3catwoman3]

2. That is what the reflecting pool is now.

[Trueblue1968]

38. Soooooooo Ugly. Just hideous. I wish I had the right to sue him for destroying MY White House

[peppertree]

46. True. It's Mad Don Beyond Thunderdome.

[Harker]

57. Come and listen to my story 'bout a creep named Don...

took the country hostage so he could run a con.

And then one day his name popped up in some files...

No one could save him, not even Susie Wiles.

Epstein files, that is, pedophiles, traffickers.

Well, the first thing you know ol' Don starts a war,

kinfolk said, "yay, we can rip off more!"

Said, "our killer drones are gonna make the news!..

Just keep on yappin', Daddy, keep 'em all off guard-

and have a little snooze while they wrestle in the yard."

Dream of reflecting pools, triumphal arches...

[calimary]

60. Hey, that's pretty doggone good, Harker!

Wellll doggies!

[Harker]

62. More like Flat & Shrugs...

[calimary]

63. True, but your customized version is GREAT!

And so relevant to (and for) these times!

[Harker]

64. Well, thank you very much, calimary...

I am honored.

[debm55]

66. That's great, Harker.

[Harker]

67. Not quite sure I nailed the tune, Deb, but I put my heart in it.

Thanks!

[SheltieLover]

3. Why didn't slob build this redneck shit on his own land?

[MustLoveBeagles]

5. Right?

[SheltieLover]

9. That would not have pleased pootin

[bdamomma]

17. and no

one is stopping him????????? WTF!!!!!!

[Ocelot II]

7. Because he could use ours.

[SheltieLover]

10. Pls see #9 above

[Katcat]

30. He'd have to use his own money

For that. I don’t think he’s planning on leaving the WH ever but yall know what they say about the best laid plans

[patphil]

32. I do believe he thinks he has.

[SheltieLover]

39. But why not muerte-a-lardo?

Won't it be a big inconvenience for him to stay his ass in DC?

[MustLoveBeagles]

4. Discraceful

I hope the celebration bombs.

[SheltieLover]

6. Needs some worn out pick ups with flat tires for full effect

[C_U_L8R]

8. Dressed up like a clown show.

This was inevitable with Trump.

[sinkingfeeling]

11. That's the WH for all those 'Real Americans'.

[Marie Marie]

12. We need a sofa on the porch. Good God, how embarrassing.

[FakeNoose]

27. And a couple of rusty, tireless cars on blocks - that would complete the scene

[xuplate]

36. Looks like a Tesla truck.

[Wednesdays]

44. What, no outhouse?

[DET]

59. Au Contraire

Actually, nothing quite so ‘glamorous’. They are providing one porta-potty for every 300 expected (hoped for) attendees. That could get interesting.

[Wuddles440]

13. That's an absolute disgrace!

[Amaryllis]

58. Actually they have a load of porta potties ordered, I read.

[Totally Tunsie]

69. 500!

See #68 below

[sakabatou]

14. Install a clown, expect a circus

[LastDemocratInSC]

15. Gladiator fights to entertain the Emperor.

[bdamomma]

16. He is so

trashy, he's destroying the People's House. He's a effing traitor and an asset of Russia.

Just go away!!!!!!!

[Emile]

18. Looks like a huge waste of tax payers money.

[Emile]

19. We can't afford Universal Healthcare

[obamanut2012]

20. I am more upset with what they are doing to the Lincoln Memorial for this

[NewHendoLib]

21. Don't forget the broken toilet with some dead flowers

[sop]

22. And it's all been done to host the trashiest, most vulgar and violent spectacle in America today: UFC Cage Fighting.

[Easterncedar]

23. Folks, I love you all, but pleeeease

Cut the classist stuff. There's a lot that sounds like contempt for poor people in the comments. Tacky is the gold bordello oval office. A sofa on the porch is making do. Pickups may die in the yard with no money to fix. I hate the trashy white house, too, but hillbillies aren't the problem.

Sorry if this comment lands wrong. I don't mean to offend, just to inspire a little reflection.

[twodogsbarking]

25. I agree. Some of the best people are poor or live in appalachia or take-your-pick of anywhere.

There are some wealthy people who are good but multiples more that could be.

[Lars39]

29. People that have garbage pickup that includes furniture and appliances

may not realize that it takes money to take things to the dump.

[Emile]

37. My son is taking me on a Honor Flight this

summer. I don't appreciate what he's doing to our property. I hope this trash is cleaned up before I get to Washington.

[druidity33]

50. yeah but...it's the White House.

It's not supposed to look like the Erie County Fair. There's absolutely nothing wrong with County Fairs, i love them. Fried Dough! But the WH lawn is really not the place for it.

[Easterncedar]

54. True enough

[City Lights]

24. They could really class it up by setting up some Laz-E-Boys. nt

[Botany]

43. It needs an old apple tree with the motor from an old pick up hanging from a branch.

BTW good luck @ restoring the lawn in the summer.

[Escape]

26. That's where the president lives...

in a Shithole Country.

[Diamond_Dog]

28. How embarrassing.

Our beautiful and dignified White House…..

[Luciferous]

31. Trashy

[Cirsium]

33. Entry March of the Clowns

[xuplate]

34. The circus is in town.

[orangecrush]

35. JFC

[Grim Chieftain]

40. An absolute disgrace.

Apparently, it's the MAGA way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of our country.

[Passages]

41. Hideous, like him.

[AllaN01Bear]

42. ""

[AverageOldGuy]

45. White trash

Listen -- I was born and reared ( 1944 - 1962) in a little crossroads cotton picking town in deep South Mississippi. I know white trash when I see it. I mean, I'm like James Carville -- I have a PhD in WhiteTrashOlogy -- some of my favorite cousins are white trash and they all vote for Democrats. I've been in West Virgina trailer parks with more class, more education, better grammar, and with much nicer people than this crowd of thugs, pot heads, and Trumps.

[EarthAbides]

52. Maga Trash

I fixed it.

[themaguffin]

47. Fucking disgusting

[Hope22]

48. And yet in his first term during the Women's March ...

There were armed SS holding long guns at ready while we walked bybehind three sets of various fencing! Completely surreal!

[kairos12]

49. Trash Carnival.

[ZDU]

51. Truths:

"When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become a sultan. The palace becomes a circus."

[BlueKota]

53. Disgusting and Disrespectful

[CincyDem]

55. It needs upholstered furniture outside on the front porch.

[BidenRocks]

56. I won't demean Circus Vargas.

This is a shit show!

[state of stupid]

61. What next, mud wrasslin or better yet some scantily clad ladies in an inflatable

swimming pool having a Wesson oil wrestling match. How about a demolition derby or
maybe add some buffed up Adonis types oiled up and in tight tights doing Greco-Roman
wrestling; the winner gets to stand before his Emperor and tell his SIR story with tears in
his eyes.
I think I am tuning out this farcical $hitshow and going with local festivities with people I know.

[Ruby the Liberal]

65. And porta-potties.

Rows and rows and rows of them.

[Totally Tunsie]

68. 500 is the number I saw.

They'll be percolating in the 90 degree heat and should be pretty ripe by the start of events!
LOL - I'm trying to envision all those invited attendees (125,000 of them!) wearing their "Sunday best" and navigating the mess.

**Flashback to many a summer music fest!

[jmowreader]

70. This is what he's going for

Until I downloaded this I never noticed the junked Pontiac Aztek in the photo.

[Bettie]

71. And one of those Intex style (but generic) swimming pools

with half saggind down, dirty water and algae leaking slowly into the mud.

[struggle4progress]

72. Sunday: A slight chance of showers, then showers and possibly a thunderstorm

after 2pm. High near 91. South wind 5 to 11 m

Sunday Night: Showers and possibly a thunderstorm before 8pm, then a chance of showers and thunderstorms between 8pm and 2am. Low around 65. Chance of precipitation is 80%.

https://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?lat=38.897665087992735&lon=-77.0365505479276