Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Pronounced dead while visiting McConnell in the hospital?

Poisoned by toxic algae while reflecting?

Crushed by foreshadowing?


Just fucking died for any reason at all?

[Goonch]

1. ;-{) FATAL CURTAIN COVER FAIL

[malaise]

2. No but

The clock is ticking better than his 80 year old heart

[LymphocyteLover]

31. tick tock, motherfucker!

[bdamomma]

47. Let his

next junk food feast be his last!!!!

[malaise]

49. Hey you

Long time no see😀

[bdamomma]

52. I know

trying to take care of my mental health. He just needs to go, and the rest of his cult too.

[malaise]

53. One of my nephews loves football

He’s keeping me sane. He’s also very politically conscious.

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Went to visit Mitch McConnell in the hospital

The angel came for Mitch and got confused and took him instead.

[malaise]

4. The what?

[surfered]

6. Satan was a fallen Angel.

[niyad]

9. The Angel of Death.

[surfered]

11. Well, the Angel of Death needs to get off it's ass snd take Trump now.

Or when it’s convenient as I am mean absolutely no offense.

[niyad]

13. Right now would be good, pretty please??

[niyad]

8. Taking them both would be a blessing.

[littlemissmartypants]

24. Went to visit Mitch McConnell in the hospital...

The angel coroner came for Mitch and got confused and took him instead.

There you go, just a little tweak. Then we have a twofer. ❤️

[malaise]

50. Bwaaaaah

A twofer😀

[littlemissmartypants]

51. 🌞❤️🤞

[GopherGal]

67. I can't find the cartoon

of Grim Reaper playing with a claw machine, saying "is Trump even in this thing?"

Keep trying, Grammy, you're getting close!

[MustLoveBeagles]

39. I wouldn't have complained

Ever though I'm no fan of The Turtle 🐢 either.

[surfered]

5. In a demented moment, UFC reminded him of KFC and he ate an entire bucket of fried chicken.

[SheltieLover]

29. Come on, cholesterol! Please work your magic.

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[surfered]

14. We share your dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[SheltieLover]

28. Pls keep it chilling! Plenty of time left for kraznov to keel over!

[niyad]

35. Always have one on chill !!!

[SheltieLover]

42. Perfect!

[AllaN01Bear]

10. greetings from the night shift .

nopt yet , but only one can hope ! havent raised my pinky finger in victory dace yet.

[niyad]

15. Greetings, Bear.

[AllaN01Bear]

16. howdi! :)

[SheltieLover]

27. Nice to see you out & ready to celebrate...

[AllaN01Bear]

32. when he does croak or get 25thed yes.

[SheltieLover]

33. Won't that be a grand party?

🎉🥂🍾🎂

[AllaN01Bear]

36. ohhh yea.

[SheltieLover]

40. Yuppers!

[SheltieLover]

26. Hi Bear!

Cripes, it has to be soon, doesn't it?

Keep your pinky ready.

[Dulcinea]

12. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

[twodogsbarking]

17. Chewed up by mosquitoes at his birthday bash.

[bdamomma]

48. Don't

mosquitoes carry deadly diseases?????

[twodogsbarking]

57. only the lucky ones.

[Blumancru]

18. While attending the wrestling match/dirt bike event on the White House lawn

He looks down and discovers that he accidentally wore a tan suit. Dies of embarrassment and shame.

[Blue Owl]

19. Mitch McConnell tried to drag him to the underworld along with him

[malaise]

20. Bwaaaah

You win the thread today 😂😂😂

[SheltieLover]

25. Did that rotten fucker croak?

Hopefully,

The World

[malaise]

63. Not yet

https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/mitch-mcconnell-84-being-super-155030632.html

[SheltieLover]

64. Dammit!

[Blue Owl]

65. I know right? These miserable fucks keep on wasting our oxygen

[SheltieLover]

66. At OUR expense, no less. Want great healthcare? Make theirs the same as ours!

[MustLoveBeagles]

41. Ha, 💕 the GIF

If only.

[hlthe2b]

21. That's right, big guy. Grab that cretin, Stephen Miller and then come back...

for the orange blob... You got it!

[MustLoveBeagles]

43. Grapeape is on it!

[SheltieLover]

22. Sadly no, but there is still plenty of time left today!

[littlemissmartypants]

23. 🌞Good morning!

We've reached a critical milestone, and it's all downhill from here.

Considering the data on life expectancy and health effects on life expectancy, he's in the circling the drain portion of the program.

I realize that knowledge provides little relief in the moment, but it's not a rosy picture for the obese stress laden drug addicted mentally ill President Psychopath.

I hope that everyone has a lovely day. ❤️

This web page is archived for historical purposes and is no longer being updated. Please go to CDC Home or use the A-Z Index or Search for more recent information.
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data-visualization/life-expectancy/

Obesity And Life Expectancy https://www.batashmedical.com/blog/obesity-and-life-expectancy

Mentally ill die many years earlier than others
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/10/191025094013.htm

[SheltieLover]

34. Did you capture the snake?

[littlemissmartypants]

44. No. I've cleaned out the kitchen cabinets though...

And I'm taking a break before I empty the pantry. I did get a few hours sleep though.

Thanks for asking, SL. ❤️

[SheltieLover]

45. Please let us know when you capture it?

I know you will look out for Princess Floof, but I worry about her being so tiny...

[littlemissmartypants]

46. Me too, SL. ❤️

[littlemissmartypants]

56. I had a sighting. Our scaled friend slithered out of the kitchen and is currently in the laundry room.

I guess the little freak read my to-do list and saw the words: Do Laundry.

I'm getting ready to tear the room apart.

I was too slow with the grabber and missed my relocation plan opportunity.

Wish me luck for next time.

At least it's getting closer to the back door. 🤞❤️

[SheltieLover]

58. Omg Pants! You are so brave!

Best of luck to you & Princess Floof!

[littlemissmartypants]

59. Or stupid.🤔 The jury is still out on the outcome of this adventure. 😆❤️

[SheltieLover]

60. Maybe stuff floof into a chest carrier?

[littlemissmartypants]

61. She's good. She's asleep in her crate. I don't want to stress her out.

I'm doing too much moving around. In and out, and it's really, really hot outside. I put her onesie on her, turned down the lights, told her that it's time to go to bed and to lay down, and she followed directions.

She's so smart and eager to please. Such a very good girl. I'm so blessed.

When she wakes up, she has a three bark she does, so I'll take her to potty, and sometimes she wants to play, and sometimes she gets back in her crate and goes back to sleep.

I'm about cooled off and ready for another round. I'm going to have to go through the laundry... carefully, and I'm dreading that!

Don't worry about me. I'm ok. ❤️

[SheltieLover]

62. Sounds like a great plan, Pants!

Please keep us posted!

Do you know someone who can inspecgbyour home to find where it got in? And to seal it?

[LymphocyteLover]

30. The algae one would be lovely. Maybe green is the new orange.

[malaise]

37. I didn't want him to reach 80

Was hoping he’d croak before reaching there like his two brothers.
Ah well now it’s daddy’s dementia Donvict

[Goonch]

55. ;-{) BLOW HARD

[LetMyPeopleVote]

38. May his last physical be an autopsy

[malaise]

54. Too good

😂