Im calling it now...a month from now, when the iran deal comes apart,

[Volaris]

You'll see that fat orange useless fuck on TV saying 'it wasn't my deal, I would have gotten a much better deal this was JDVance and all the other people, and on and on and on and blah blah blah because something Obama and gas is cheap even tho diesel is 10 bucks a gallon that's actually cheap for what's happening and...'


Calling it now.

[niyad]

1. Next week, possibly.

[Ars Longa]

24. I say it's the Famous 2 week thing!!

[Ocelot II]

2. Are you actually giving it a whole month?

Somebody (probably Bibi) is going to start shooting at somebody else well before that.

[kentuck]

3. As soon as all the backed-up tankers are out and headed to the refineries...

...then they can continue their war games.

[LakeVermilion]

4. "Everybody tells me that it was the best deal ever..."

MAGAt's have to be exiled to Russia... Putin needs soldiers and MAGAt's love guns. A match made in ...

[yankee87]

23. 100% Correct

I will donate

[Scrivener7]

5. Yep. You're right. And the shortsellers will clean up.

[flashman13]

6. There is no deal. There is only a concept of a plan which Bibi can blow up at any time.

[cab67]

12. I'm surprised Boobi didn't blow it up within minutes of its announcement.

[flashman13]

18. He has already said he will continue the attacks on Lebanon. That's a no no in the concept.

[Martin68]

7. Yup, me too. and anybody else who is paying attention.

[AllaN01Bear]

8. i like what u call him. may i steal it and use it please ?

[Volaris]

26. By all means

[Wiz Imp]

9. I largely agree with your speculation about what will likely happen.

However, I disagree with your time line. I don't believe it will take anywhere remotely close to a month for the deal to fall apart.

[Katinfl]

22. I give it a week at best.

[AverageOldGuy]

10. Don't forget:

" My ballroom . .. . the Pool . . . Netanyahoo . . . Kushner scored another $3 billion . . . and buy my crypto."

[TBF]

11. A month? That's optimistic, I'd give it a day or two ... nt

[Amaryllis]

13. It can't come apart becasue it never was together.

[Exp]

14. The future blabbing you write would seem to follow the completion of a weak, bad deal for the U.S. more, not a deal

coming apart.

[relogic]

15. Once he gets tired smelling-Apoc Now celluloid fumes

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"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." -Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore drudgery with his McDee coffee our bone spur confused orange captain will hand over more daily chaotic autocracy to the real deciders whispering in his ear. Miller and Hegskeg already have their excuses, justifications and threats printed up for future, glorious victories in the making.

We are saddled with a cabal that has no goal it seems, but self-inflicted demise of American stature.

[Mr.Bee]

16. It Can Never Be Considered a 'Deal'

When carried out by a man who knows nothing of diplomacy!

[ChicagoTeamster]

17. If that happens, any reporter that doesn't ask what happened with the $300B should be fired and banned from journalism

[MW67]

19. What Deal ?

Yeah

[Iggo]

20. He has a concept of a deal.

How dare you question the Orange Daddy.

[nitpicked]

21. Somehow, I have problems envisioning a Friday signing

I think Thump's speechwriters will try to spin this more smoothly, but...

[2naSalit]

25. What deal?

Sounds like it isn't even going to be a 'deal' by the end of the day.