Jeff Tiedrich - elderly golfer is a deteriorating chaos-monkey
yes, Donny Convict is a tinpot wanna-be dictator, but let’s not forget that he’s also a clownfuckingly incompetent buffoon, and an easily-manipulated bottomless pit of need.
Donny is a burst trash bag of personality defects, and his inability to keep any of his pathologies at bay is already fucking up his agenda.
recall how Rapey McForehead landed his nomination for Director of Retribution: he had zero qualifications, his name wasn’t on any transition team lists — but Gaetz managed to wheedle a ride on Donny’s plane, sit himself down next to Dear Leader, and flatter the shit out of Donny while at the same talking up what an amazing job he would do persecuting Donny’s enemies.
Team Donny was all ‘this guy? come on, he’s a train wreck with list of allegations as long as your ludicrous red necktie’ — but Donny was all ‘Matty says it isn’t true, so fuck you all.’
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/elderly-golfer-is-a-deteriorating