Borowitz report - Traitor of the Week: Quisling No. 2

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

This is the second installment of TBR’s Traitor of the Week series, in which I profile the most egregious enablers of the fascist regime presently vandalizing the US.

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Marco Rubio

There was a time, not so long ago, when Marco Rubio was on the right side of history.

“As soon as I take office, I will move quickly to increase pressure on Moscow,” the then-US senator said when he was running for the 2016 GOP presidential nomination. “Under my administration, there will be no pleadings for meetings with Vladimir Putin. He will be treated for what he is—a gangster and a thug.”

He was also right about another gangster-slash-thug: Donald J. Trump.

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/traitor-of-the-week-quisling-no-2-790

[Skittles]

1. I said it from the start

Rubio is a fucking worm.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. Rubio is an asshole

[BigDemVoter]

3. Rubio is a weak-willed little worm. One wold think that he &

Lindsey Graham were related.