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Borowitz - Places Trump Wants to Attack in 2026
Donald Trump began 2025 threatening to colonize Canada, Greenland, and the Panama Canal.
By year’s end, the only territory he managed to seize was the East Wing.
You’d think such a disappointing scorecard would dampen Metamucilini’s imperialist fever dreams.
But no.
In a TBR exclusive, we have obtained the following top-secret document from an open file box in Mar-a-Lago’s public bathroom. As you will see, it contains Trump’s shocking musings about the lands he yearns to conquer next year:
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https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trumps-2026-wishlist
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LOL! Legoland, Fantasy Island, Middle Earth, and more.
