The Borowitz Report: Americans Support Sending Stephen Miller to Iran

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/americans-support-sending-stephen

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—While Americans strongly disapprove of Donald Trump’s decision to attack Iran, a new poll released on Thursday shows overwhelming support for sending Stephen Miller there.

Over seventy percent of those surveyed “strongly approve” of sending Miller, who bested such other popular choices as Kristi Noem, JD Vance, Karoline Leavitt, Pete Hegseth, and Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

If Trump moves forward with such a deployment, however, he could run afoul of international law, since the use of Stephen Miller against a civilian population violates the Geneva Conventions and would likely be considered a war crime.

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Here's a poll by Andy Borowitz, which he does from time to time. Only paid subscribers can participate in TBR's poll, but on DU we can play along and post our replies here. (Please note: the actual poll winner will NOT be sent to Iran.... but it's fun to suppose.)



Stephen Miller is obviously a phenomenal choice, but there are dozens of others. Explain your pick in the comments section and TBR will publish the most original entries!

Again... we're just playing along with this on DU!

[hlthe2b]

1. Send Miller hog-tied with a sign around his neck that he blasphemied the Ayatollahs!

(it is true, after all and I'm sure he'd WANT to confront them, right? The "brave" little weasel that he is... )

[sop]

2. Greg Bovino would be my choice.

[spooky3]

3. Hmmm, they all look so good; it's hard to choose. Send them all! Nt

[SergeStorms]

4. Send the lot.

Put operation "Shlock and Awwww" into effect. Just get 'em out of our country.

[surfered]

5. The best idea I've heard today. Totally agree. Parachute him in...preferably without a parachute.