Trump Confirms 'This Russhur Thing With Trump And Russhur' 100% True, What A Dumbass

[Zorro]

Also 'They wanted to make you shound like your preshident washn’t sho hot,' explained Trump, accusing China directly of wanting to make you shound like your preshident washn’t sho hot.

We would like to direct your attention to something we wrote Tuesday about Donald Trump’s much-hyped (by himself and his regime) address to the nation, which, we were assured, would CHANGE EVERYTHING:

Before you let this stress you out, though remember what buffoons these people are, and remember how comically every one of these plays backfires in their dumbass faces.

Just mock the shit out of them instead. We sure will.

Well kids, nothing to retract there.

Last night, Trump, who is notoriously bad at reading and notoriously bad at being coherent after dark, attempted to give a primetime address to the nation on election security. What kinds of dumbfuck conspiracy theories was he going to advance? What kind of bald-faced lies about the 2020 election being stolen from him? Uhhhhh, well, none of that, really. Like Pete Hegseth summoning generals from around the world to priss at them about hairstyles, Trump decided to My Fellow Americans us last night to accuse China of sometimes looking at American elections funny, but didn’t really accuse them of doing anything of value.

Go directly to the transcript and find a real accusation he made. We’ll wait.

He began his speech by explaining that when Joe Biden was president, “We had transgender for everybody, men in women's sports, crime ravaging our cities, and the whole world was laughing at us as a nation, but not anymore.” (Trump also claimed this week that the CHIPS Act required people to be transgender to get money to develop computer chips. Those Biden IDIOTS.)

One of the most solid accusations he made was that during his first term, China wanted to undermine the people’s confidence in him (as if China needed help there, the babbling dumbass was ruining his own first term for himself).

“They wanted to make you shound like your preshident washn’t sho hot,” explained Trump, accusing China directly of wanting to make you shound like your preshident washn’t sho hot.

Once Trump got to the fucking point last night, he didn’t actually really get to the point. He claimed he was releasing/declassifying a bunch of documents he clearly didn’t/can’t read (more hilariousness on that in a second) that showed “shocking vulnerabilities in our election infrastructure.”

https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-confirms-this-russhur-thing

[dweller]

1. Need to read the whole piece

It’s hilarious

and in the comments following :
“ Trump also claimed this week that the CHIPS Act required people to be transgender to get money to develop computer chips. Those Biden IDIOTS.)

Trans sisters. “


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