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underpants

(187,597 posts) Tue Oct 22, 2024, 06:14 PM Oct 22

My dog bit my wife today.....(it's a funny, I hope 😳👀)

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My dog bit my wife today.....(it's a funny, I hope 😳👀) (Original Post) underpants Oct 22 OP

That is so bad. Srkdqltr Oct 22 #1

It's funny Walleye Oct 22 #2

I feel bad Keepthesoulalive Oct 22 #3

⚡️ underpants Oct 22 #8

Well that's sad. magicarpet Oct 22 #4

Is there going to be potato salad? underpants Oct 22 #7

Hahaha! North Shore Chicago Oct 22 #5

Hey, you don't want to have to choose, but... Xavier Breath Oct 22 #6

A friend once asked me which one I would save first in a fire. Her child or my cat. Solly Mack Oct 22 #9

I couldn't see, did he get her purse. Prairie_Seagull Oct 23 #10

Saw that one coming UTUSN Oct 23 #11

Srkdqltr

(7,800 posts)

1. That is so bad.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2024, 06:17 PM

Oct 22

Walleye

(36,560 posts)

2. It's funny

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2024, 06:19 PM

Oct 22

Keepthesoulalive

(831 posts)

3. I feel bad

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2024, 06:23 PM

Oct 22

I had to laugh . May the powers above have mercy on my soul.

underpants

(187,597 posts)

8. ⚡️

Reply to Keepthesoulalive (Reply #3)

Tue Oct 22, 2024, 06:46 PM

Oct 22

Stay inside.

magicarpet

(17,126 posts)

4. Well that's sad.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2024, 06:24 PM

Oct 22

I hope you disposed of her body properly. Might I suggest a quiet burial out in the backyard after 11 pm.

Just let the doggie take her side of the bed. That should be comfy.

Happy Halloween !

underpants

(187,597 posts)

7. Is there going to be potato salad?

Reply to magicarpet (Reply #4)

Tue Oct 22, 2024, 06:45 PM

Oct 22

North Shore Chicago

(4,064 posts)

5. Hahaha!

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2024, 06:40 PM

Oct 22

Xavier Breath

(5,214 posts)

6. Hey, you don't want to have to choose, but...

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2024, 06:44 PM

Oct 22

Solly Mack

(93,244 posts)

9. A friend once asked me which one I would save first in a fire. Her child or my cat.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Tue Oct 22, 2024, 07:02 PM

Oct 22

She's no longer my friend.

Fur-babies first. Always.

My husband knows this.

Prairie_Seagull

(3,827 posts)

10. I couldn't see, did he get her purse.

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Oct 23, 2024, 08:45 AM

Oct 23

UTUSN

(72,804 posts)

11. Saw that one coming

Reply to underpants (Original post)

Wed Oct 23, 2024, 10:23 PM

Oct 23

Like BOROWITZ titles. Have never read a BOROWITZ column but love the titles.

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