Miller High Life releases perfume that smells like a dive bar

[MichMan]

If you’ve ever wondered how to describe the smell of your small local neighborhood bar, Miller High Life may have just provided that answer for you.

The popular American lager has just released their new “Bar-Fume” which has the unmistakable scent of your favorite dive bar, according to their Instagram.

The perfume is infused with cedarwood and patchouli, tobacco and leather, Champaca blossom, and sea salt. With each serving a distinct purpose.

Cedarwood and patchouli was used to recreate the smell of a bar counter, tobacco and leather for “those worn-in leather barstools,” sea salt for the “basket of fries and popcorn” and Champaca blossom to replicate the smell of Miller High Life.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/shopping/miller-high-life-releases-perfume-that-smells-like-a-dive-bar/ar-AA1vseII?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=LCTS&cvid=f91afcd09c1a4c5ca3d32a24bf473637&ei=14

[Harker]

1. No stale beer, cheap cologne, urine, and vomit?

[BOSSHOG]

2. Patchouli smell in a dive bar?

I’ve squandered a lot of time in such places. Never smelled patchouli. How bout a well fried cheeseburger with onions and a splash of old warm beer. That’ll make a cologne you can wear to your inlaws.

[Paladin]

3. Yeah, I'll pass on that. Thanks just the same. (nt)

[SWBTATTReg]

4. !!! All one has to do, when they get home from their regular dive bar, is take their clothes off that they were wearing

and stick them in a plastic bag so you won't lose the smell. And then when you go again, wear the same clothes, repeat routine to take clothes off and put back in plastic bag, continue. Ha ha heh. Sounds actually kind of weird but would make a good joke to pull on somebody.

[jmowreader]

5. Thinking out loud...

Although I wouldn't want to smell like either one, given the choice of smelling like a dive bar or smelling like Donald Trump I'll take the dive bar.

[Diamond_Dog]

6. Back in my day

Coming home from a dive bar you smelled like cigarette smoke.

[Rebl2]

7. Back in

my day any bar or place of work, I came home smelling like cigarettes. Even a daycare I worked at, until the manager told the employee she had to take it outside.

[ProfessorGAC]

8. Salt?

We can smell salt?
It exerts a vapor pressure of less than a femtobar at room temperature.
And, I has no reported olfactory threshold.
This has to be a bit.