Five months ago I ordered a book on how to make millions running scams. It

[Floyd R. Turbo]

still hasn’t arrived!

[Klarkashton]

1. Great Dad humor. Thanks.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

3. 😁

[True Dough]

2. Maybe the delivery guy

went phishing?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 😬

[jls4561]

5. Haven't you learned? Never, ever, EVER order anything from a Drumph website!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 😬

[choie]

7. ba-dum-dum

n/t

[NotASurfer]

8. I started reading The Memory Book years ago

Put it down. Never remembered where I put it down. That really ought to be Chapter #1 in the book

[OAITW r.2.0]

9. Maybe next time.

[sheshe2]

10. For a minute there...

I thought you may have purchased The (F) Art of the Deal.

[Wonder Why]

11. Strange. I made a lot of money selling that book. Was I supposed to ship them too?

[BOSSHOG]

12. Now ya know how to make millions running a scam

[Skittles]

13. *SNORT*

[Jeebo]

14. 30, 40 years ago, there was an ad in a national newspaper ...

... that read, "LAST CHANCE to send in your dollar!" Those few words, and the address to send your dollar to, were the entire ad. The guy who ran the ad got a lot of dollars mailed to him. He, of course, didn't give anything in return to his many one-dollar donors. As I recall, there was a court case that he won, because he didn't promise anything in the ad, and so the law couldn't touch him.

— Ron

[dchill]

15. You'll have to figure it out on your own!

[Enter stage left]

16. For only $20.00 I'll make sure you get expedited delivery.

Trust me!

[moniss]

17. Is that the one published by

the Nigerian Prince? I was saving up money to send away for that.

[Old Crank]

18. Perfect

And now with self publishing.....