I'm so pissed! I ordered a NOEL sign for my porch and this is what the dumb bastards sent me:

[Floyd R. Turbo]

🤬

[BoRaGard]

1. On the bright side

they didn't send you E-L-O-N

Your neighbors would have thought you were worshiping Mammon, like Musk and the rest of the republicons do.

[GiqueCee]

3. "ELON"...

... is what I thought it would be.

[mwooldri]

5. There's one acceptable Elon.

Elon University. In the small town of Elon, NC.

The men's locker room does have its own musky smell though. Allegedly. No South African connections though.

[wolfie001]

23. If that's Silas Marner, I still dread that book

I never read the whole thing because I almost died of boredom. Still gotta "B" though.

[LudwigPastorius]

37. Just be glad they didn't make you read Ethan Frome.

At a third of the way through it, I already wanted to saw my own head off.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

32. 😬

[underpants]

2. Leon loves you.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

33. 😁

[Harker]

4. At least there's but ONE L. n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

34. 🤗

[Wonder Why]

6. Jay LENO is responsible for that.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

35. 🤬

[chouchou]

7. This Christmas, I hope you're not a LONE

[Floyd R. Turbo]

36. ☺️

[RecoveringJournalist]

8. LEON...LEON

🎵 Leeeon...Leon...Leon...Leon... born is the king of Hollis, Queens. (With all respect to Run DMC).

[Bernardo de La Paz]

9. Are you happy? . ELNO !

[TommieMommy]

10. Funny 😁👍

[Danmel]

11. Reminded me of this

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[wolfie001]

24. George Costanza Era

[JohnnyRingo]

12. I was wearing my Noel button starting yesterday

No one seemed to get it

[liberalla]

13. Seriously?

[Clouds Passing]

14. ...

[neohippie]

15. sliver lining

It will look like NOEL in peoples mirrors as they drive by? there's always a sliver lining

[True Dough]

16. Noel is about the coming of the King

So here's the Kings of Leon:

&pp=ygUNS2luZ3Mgb2YgbGVvbg%3D%3D

[John1956PA]

18. Great song! Thanks for posting. n/t

[AZLD4Candidate]

17. Tell me about it. I ordered a lot of holiday M&M's and only got W's.

[SpankMe]

19. Chuckled out loud at this one! n/t

[surfered]

20. Clever. We had one of those when I was a kid, it was green. Look at it from the other side and be reassured.

[Onthefly]

21. Leon Redbone did appear in "Elf" as Leon the Snowman.

RIP, Leon. I enjoyed going to Leon Redbone performances. Good songs with hilarity as an aside.

[Grammy23]

22. You guys!

Got me laughing this chilly morning on the Gulf Coast!

Thanks! We all need something to lift our mood these days. Laughter doeth good ….like a medicine.

[Wounded Bear]

25. Some assembly required...check the instructions...

[BOSSHOG]

26. Was it the first LEON?

[Ptah]

27. I ordered SATAN and got SANTA.

[diane in sf]

28. Did they forget to include the 'SKUM' part of your order?

[Dem2theMax]

29. Floyd R. Turbo, I love your posts.

[mountain grammy]

30. I love this..

best laugh today.

[Aussie105]

31. Blame the people who sent you this.

Seriously, pay minimum wage and you get minimum intelligence when you order stuff!
They sent you the ONLE by mistake, send it back!
Might be the ELNO one though, that got shook up in the delivery box.
Saving money on packaging will do that, you know.

[LudwigPastorius]

38. I REALLY got ripped off.

I ordered "Merry Krampusnacht", and they sent me "Amherst cranky rump".

[KY_EnviroGuy]

39. Could have been much worse, Floyd.

Suffer the thought if they send you an ELON set........

On the other hand, save it for April and use it to commemorate Mr. Russell's birthday.

KY