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LuckyCharms

(19,084 posts)
Wed Dec 11, 2024, 06:38 PM 5 hrs ago

Then vs. Now

THEN

Bartender: What are you drinking tonight?
Me: "Heavily"

NOW

Waitress: What would you like to drink, sir?
Me: Black decaf with a couple a teaspoons of Benefiber dissolved in it. Thank you, young lady. Oh, and where's the men's room?

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