Post a line from a TV show & see if anyone knows the show without using Google - Part 5

[red dog 1]

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1) "It's not a nursing home. It's a retirement community."

2) "My name is Harry and I'm an alcoholic."

3) "Once again I humiliate myself by assuming I'm a member of this family."

4) "This is the sweetest, most justified kidnapping I've ever seen."

5) "Herb is selling life insurance." (answered)












More TV show lines from Part 4:
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[dchill]

1. "Who was there, Sarge? You, or me?"

[House of Roberts]

5. Rat Patrol

Hitch would always say that if Troy questioned his report.

[dchill]

7. There it is!

[leighbythesea2]

2. I don't know any of these!

“All I had to eat today was a half a bagel. And it wasn’t even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese”.

[LiberalLoner]

3. "This is adness. Utter adnes." Also, "knock knock knock Penny, knock knock knock Penny, knock knock knock Penny...."

[Brother Buzz]

4. You rang?

Recurring line from two different television programs.

[dchill]

8. #1 has to be Lurch in "The Addams Family."

[Brother Buzz]

9. Yes, Lunch was one

The other predates the Addams family

Extra credit if you know the middle name of the person who said, “You rang?”

[Harker]

15. I have a strong feeling it was Maynard G. Krebs...

from "The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis."

[Brother Buzz]

16. Yep.

Care to take a stab at the extra credit?

Here's a clue:
Maynard was named for his aunt. The "G" is silent

[Harker]

17. I had no idea, so I consulted Wikipedia.

That's hilarious.

[jmowreader]

23. One is The Addams Family, from Lurch

Don't know the other one.

[Brother Buzz]

24. His other tag line was, "Work!"

This clip has both.

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[House of Roberts]

6. 5 is WKRP in Cincinnati

It was Herb Tarlek selling the life insurance.

[red dog 1]

13. Ding!

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WKRP's sales manager Herbert Ruggles Tarlek Jr. is correct!

[Wiz Imp]

10. "Here, have a Life Saver, it'll make you feel better."

[Wiz Imp]

11. "You grew up in a grimy little cabin in the middle of the Texas panhandle. No heat, no food!

For breakfast you had to suck on a piece of cactus! You never had a toy to play with. You never had a pair of brown-and-white shoes. You never even took violin lessons. But you knew that you wanted to play baseball. You couldn't afford any equipment! So you made a catcher's mitt out of a satin pillow reading: "Greetings from Yellowstone Park!" You couldn't afford a bat, so you used your little brother. The other kids wouldn't play with that brave little lad with the weird mitt and the talking bat."

[VGNonly]

12. "You think of me

you twisted f**k!!!"

[red dog 1]

28. Sopranos?

Tony Soprano?

[VGNonly]

31. Better Call Saul

Nacho Varga

[some_of_us_are_sane]

14. "I know NUTHINK!"

(German accent a foregone conclusion.)

[Wounded Bear]

20. Sgt Schulz, Hogan's Heroes...nt

[VGNonly]

18. "How about it counselor,

do you concur?"

[red dog 1]

19. "So you're saying that Pete snuck in there so he could lock you out and have sex with that cat?"

[Dulcinea]

21. "I have nothing to do with intelligence."

One of my favorite lines ever uttered on TV.

[Angleae]

22. MASH - Col Flagg

[Dulcinea]

25. Yep! nt

[VGNonly]

26. "Oh Mommy I want a mullet!"

[red dog 1]

27. "It's time you people remember whose name is at the top of the letterhead!"

[red dog 1]

29. "Big steps and little 'uns"

[JoseBalow]

30. "Entertainment is a thing of the past. Now we got television."

[red dog 1]

32. "How do you like me so far?"

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(Recurring line in a TV show costarring Siena Miller)

[VGNonly]

33. "Why he chose

enchilada night, I'll never know".

[red dog 1]

34. "My daughter just ran off with your ragamuffin son!"

[red dog 1]

35. "I lost my shoe!"

[VGNonly]

36. "Not bad, mix it with the relish"

[red dog 1]

38. "We shoulda' stopped at Roy Rogers!"

[VGNonly]

37. "My gas gauge sticker says half-full,

hasn't moved in years".

[red dog 1]

40. "Someone stressed me out so much that I started pulling out my hair and eating it as a nervous twitch."

[VGNonly]

41. "And if your guy

wasn't nose deep in the devils dandruff"

[AllaN01Bear]

42. im a dr,not a elevator.

[AllaN01Bear]

43. zinc plated vaccum tubes. bear skins and knives .

[GreatShakes66]

77. Star Trek

Spock in "The City on the Edge of Forever."

[AllaN01Bear]

78. in my best alex Trebek of jeopardy, correct.

[red dog 1]

44. "You scared? You should be, 'cause I'm Billy Reed. Do you know how many girls I've had sex with? [holds up four fingers]

Four!"

[VGNonly]

45. "There are two kinds of heists,

those where the guys get away with it, and those that leave witnesses".

[VGNonly]

46. "Yo Adrian Rocky called,

he wants his face back".

[JoseBalow]

47. "Pablo Picasso... More like Pablo Picasshole."

[red dog 1]

48. "Your father will be home soon, and he will be looking for dinner. Tell him I hope he finds it."

[JoseBalow]

49. Sounds like something from Married With Children

My best guess

[red dog 1]

50. Good guess!

[no_hypocrisy]

51. Agarn, I don't know why everyone says you're dumb . . . . .

[Harker]

52. That has to be "F Troop."

[no_hypocrisy]

53. Yup!

[chowmama]

54. Mooshie, mooshie,

[VGNonly]

56. Barney Miller

The hash episode.

[VGNonly]

55. "Make sure you get the stump in there"

[red dog 1]

57. "Even in darkness, a keen spirit discovers light."

[red dog 1]

58. "Eat your salad before it gets cold."

[red dog 1]

59. "Hated it!"

[JoseBalow]

60. In Living Color

Men on Films

[red dog 1]

61. You got it!

[JoseBalow]

62. Two snaps!

[red dog 1]

64. I loved that show.

I especially loved "Homey D. Clown"

[JoseBalow]

65. Hilarious! It was such a great show

[red dog 1]

66. I think my favorite ILC sketch is this one..

[JoseBalow]

67. LOL!

"The King has always had a high tolerance for tranquilizers."

[red dog 1]

70. "Elvis is charging!"

[VGNonly]

63. "I remember hearing about this in med school...

or was it Scooby Doo?"

[JoseBalow]

68. Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo.

[VGNonly]

69. "I'm not a devious man by nature

but when you're unarmed your tactics might gotta be downright Archimedean."

[red dog 1]

71. "I knew cigarettes could kill me, and so could Donny Jones."

[red dog 1]

72. "Will you stop talking about the war?"

[Harker]

73. I'm still here, red...

Flay Otters.

[red dog 1]

75. (F/T fans agree that it's the funniest episode)

[Harker]

76. I'm particularly fond of "The Psychiatrist", too.

[red dog 1]

80. The two old ladies asked Basil "Is he here for the Major?"

[Harker]

83. Ha!

Miss Gatsby and Miss Tibbs.

[Wolf Frankula]

74. "We're your country."

It was said to a cop.

Wolf

[VGNonly]

79. "Its alright folks

just grazed my booby".

[red dog 1]

81. My Name is Earl?

[VGNonly]

82. Yes!

[JoseBalow]

84. "I'm going to build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers!"

"In fact, forget the park!"

[VGNonly]

85. "Only the very best

with just the right amount of dirty".

[red dog 1]

86. (#2 from top) "My name is Harry and I'm an alcoholic."

[jmowreader]

87. "Do I hear dogs barking on that thing?" "I do."

[red dog 1]

88. "Would you like a Martina? It's like a Martini, but its from Albania."

[red dog 1]

89. "When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons."

[VGNonly]

90. "Feels like Christmas morning"

[VGNonly]

91. "We can't have him in our social club no more,

that much I do know".

[VGNonly]

92. "This is the same stuff

that turned Barry Bonds head into a prize-winning squash".

[red dog 1]

93. "Now it's time to say goodbye to all our company"

[Harker]

94. The Ricky the Rat Club.

[red dog 1]

95. "We're going to Wally World!"

[red dog 1]

96. "Always bet on the black, Jack."

[VGNonly]

97. "Your mother rides a vacuum cleaner!"

[VGNonly]

98. "I avoid married, underage and comatose women"