Well, it's 4 degrees out, anyone have any "How cold is it?" jokes?

[Archae]

My lighter froze up!

[Ocelot II]

1. Meh. 4 degrees is balmy. It's -8 here, wind chill -33.

It's so cold...

I farted snowflakes.
I'm thankful for hot flashes.
Donald Trump's hair freezes in place.
I saw a greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.

[OldBaldy1701E]

6. Looks like it will get to 6F in NE metro.

It's still cold as frak!

It's so cold that the ice started melting. Now, that's cold!

[surfered]

2. It's so cold....

It’s so cold outside the local flasher just described himself to me.

It’s so cold out I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

It’s so cold Starbucks is serving coffee on a stick.

It’s so cold that even Canadians admit that it’s cold.

[Srkdqltr]

3. 18 deg here couple of inches of snow, typical .

Its so cold, guys are wearing long pants and shoes

[Norrrm]

4. Four below

[Wounded Bear]

5. I don't know, but if you have any brass monkees outside...

I'd bring them in.



Actually, it's a balmy 45 degrees outside here right now, but I had to share the adage.

[justaprogressive]

7. Just checked