How to be COOL

[KS Toronado]

Pretty much everybody wants to be “cool” with the exception of people who actually are “cool” and the reason they are “cool” is they don’t spend one fraction of a second thinking about or trying to be “cool” and that’s because the very first rule of being “cool” (and you might want to write this down) is not giving a flying monkey fuck about what other people think.

OK, if you actually wrote that down you just made a mistake because you shouldn’t care what I think.

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[randr]

1. From the way back machine

How to speak Hip by Del Close & John Brent on Wisecrack Records
Includes your very own Hip Manuel and Do It Yourself Self Psychoanalysis Kit
I give it a listen every few years just to tone up.