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For those of you who love plums
I happened to look at myself in the mirror in the restroom and low and behold....
I'm the world's largest plum.
My sense of humor is twisted at times but I couldn't help but notice that from neck to toe, I have multiple bruises that if put together correctly, would constitute the largest plum on earth lol.
Beautiful dark skin on the outside, with varying states of yellows leading to the pit.
And the clincher of course just happens to be that big round beautiful body uhm I mean belly that gives it its form.
I'd almost call it sexy. NOT!!
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