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The only survivor of a shipwreck washes up on a deserted island
Heβs stranded alone on the island for over ten years surviving on coconuts and fish.
One day heβs sitting on the beach thinking about life back home when a woman in a wetsuit and scuba gear stands up in the ocean and starts walking out of the surf, fins in hands. The man shakes his head and blinks his eyes trying to figure out if heβs dreaming. When he refocuses itβs like a scene from a movie: the woman has taken off her mask and is shaking out long hair, water droplets glinting in the afternoon sunlight. He can tell sheβs stunning.
He sits there as she walks across the sand dropping her scuba gear as she goes. She stops standing in front him and says, βbeen here long mister?β He can only nod his head while he looks for his voice.
She laughs and asks, βyou smoke?β He nods again and she unzips a dive bag and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. She pops one in her mouth and lights it before handing it over for him to smoke. She lights one for herself and they smoke together in silence while he drinks in her beauty.
When theyβre done she asks, βyou drink?β He nods again, still mute, and she pulls out a bottle of 20 year old scotch and two glasses. She pours a couple fingers of scotch in each and hands one to him before replacing the bottle of scotch and setting the dive bag aside. She sways seductively while humming as the drink the scotch together.
When both glasses are empty she smiles and takes his glass, setting both aside on the ground. Standing up she starts unzipping the front of her wetsuit and asks, βyou want to play around?β
The man stands up breathing heavily, eyes following the slowly descending zipper. He stutters, eyes wide as he finds his long unused voice and says, βYou mean to tell me youβve got golf clubs too?β
Heβs stranded alone on the island for over ten years surviving on coconuts and fish.
One day heβs sitting on the beach thinking about life back home when a woman in a wetsuit and scuba gear stands up in the ocean and starts walking out of the surf, fins in hands. The man shakes his head and blinks his eyes trying to figure out if heβs dreaming. When he refocuses itβs like a scene from a movie: the woman has taken off her mask and is shaking out long hair, water droplets glinting in the afternoon sunlight. He can tell sheβs stunning.
He sits there as she walks across the sand dropping her scuba gear as she goes. She stops standing in front him and says, βbeen here long mister?β He can only nod his head while he looks for his voice.
She laughs and asks, βyou smoke?β He nods again and she unzips a dive bag and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter. She pops one in her mouth and lights it before handing it over for him to smoke. She lights one for herself and they smoke together in silence while he drinks in her beauty.
When theyβre done she asks, βyou drink?β He nods again, still mute, and she pulls out a bottle of 20 year old scotch and two glasses. She pours a couple fingers of scotch in each and hands one to him before replacing the bottle of scotch and setting the dive bag aside. She sways seductively while humming as the drink the scotch together.
When both glasses are empty she smiles and takes his glass, setting both aside on the ground. Standing up she starts unzipping the front of her wetsuit and asks, βyou want to play around?β
The man stands up breathing heavily, eyes following the slowly descending zipper. He stutters, eyes wide as he finds his long unused voice and says, βYou mean to tell me youβve got golf clubs too?β
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