What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? Answer is ---Put it on my bill.

[debm55]

[MLAA]

1. Put it on my bill?

[debm55]

2. Congratulations MLAA, you are correct.

[EYESORE 9001]

3. Not gonna say it

I could give the answer if I wanted, however. It would really quack you up.

[debm55]

4. HAHAHAHHHAH. thank you EYESORE 9001

[Diamond_Dog]

5. "Put it on my bill" - I love that!

[debm55]

6. Thank you , Diamond-Dog.

[multigraincracker]

7. What did the monkey say when he got his tail caught in the meat grinder.

Won’t be long now.

[debm55]

8. That's funny. Thank you very much for sharing with us, multigraincracker.

[retread]

9. Why a duck? Why-a no chicken?

[debm55]

10. HAHAHAHAHAHAHH thank you retread, but a chicken doesn't have a bill