I'm out of toilet paper.

[zanana1]

Any suggestions?

[OLDMDDEM]

1. Pictures of Trump?

[buzzycrumbhunger]

2. Necessity is the mother of invention

Kleenex… paper towels… old newspapers… garden hose?

[no_hypocrisy]

3. Clean yourself with a warm, soapy washcloth. Rinse.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

8. I got confused...

For some reason, I follow a FB group where people ask silly questions and you can only give terrible advice. My brain was on the wrong forum for a minute.

[wyn borkins]

4. Two Possible Suggestions

(1) Connect a garden hose from your sink or from a nearby shower to serve as a water rinse device. Rinse as necessary and then allow the (rinsed) area to drip-dry.

OR

(2) Fill a half-gallon container with a decent pour spout and then use it as a water rinse service. Rinse as necessary and then allow the (rinsed) area to drip-dry.

Of No Note Whatsoever:

(A) Here in the Philippines, TP is not always available, butt water is usually (cold).

(B) Seriously try to allow the rinsing water to trickle into the toilet bowl, not onto the floor. And why yes, it does take a bit of practice.

[zanana1]

7. Thank you, wyn borkins.

I'll try the half gallon method.

[LuckyCharms]

5. A tennis ball. n/t

[NNadir]

6. Install a bidet.