This happened to me once too, and the firemen were very, very mean to me.

[LuckyCharms]

Just because I didn't know how to use a port-o-john.

Just kidding.

Sort of. But I think I've probably posted before about burning off all my pubic hair in a dark port-o-john at an outdoor concert in Louisville, KY while trying to light a smoke.

This stupid video will be a waste of 3 minutes of your life. It doesn't really go anywhere. It's a Reddit video of some guy trapped in a port-o-john. Not just in the port-o-john behind the door, but rather, down in the hole.

I guess I'm posting this because I have an affinity for reciprocating saws. I use one at least twice a week, and will waste my time watching any video with a reciprocating saw in it. That's what the firemen used to cut this poor soul out of the dreaded hole.

I'm warning you now...this video doesn't go anywhere. It's 3 minutes of the firemen trying to give the guy instructions on how to get out of the hole of doom.

Unmute the video if necessary on the bottom right side of the video.

https://www.reddit.com/r/2random4u/comments/1uxkkjj/what_was_he_doing_in_there/

[Shellback Squid]

1. so gross................

[LuckyCharms]

3. LEAN FORWARD!

PUT YOUR HEAD THROUGH THE HOLE!

I don't know about you, but I would have had a panic attack if someone was barking instructions like that to me.

[2naSalit]

2. DId your event turn out like this?

[LuckyCharms]

4. Well, there was indeed smoke.

[2naSalit]

5. LOL...

That's what I thought you'd say!

[LuckyCharms]

10. It's true though!

[Niagara]

6. Is this what they call a stool sample?

[LuckyCharms]

7. GET ALL THE WAY BACK! WE'RE GOING TO CUT ALL THE WAY DOWN!

LEAN FORWARD!

PUT YOUR HEAD THROUGH THE HOLE!

PUT YOUR HEAD THROUGH THE HOLE!

That would have confused the hell out of me!

[Niagara]

8. I'm going to assume that this unfortunate person

was either drunk or stoned.

How in the world did he get in there? And why?

When I see videos like this, it makes me feel better about myself.

[LuckyCharms]

9. Well, Niagara...

It happens.

I have a saying that I live by..."If it CAN happen, it WILL happen".

I felt better about myself too after watching this!

LEAN FORWARD LIKE YOU WERE BEFORE! PUT YOUR HEAD THROUGH THE HOLE!

[Niagara]

11. Lol, Lucky!

This is so true!

Some people are just here for our amusement I think!

OH no, now you're going to be instructing people all day long too.... LEAN FORWARD LIKE YOU WERE BEFORE! PUT YOUR HEAD THROUGH THE HOLE!

[Skittles]

13. I'm guessing he dropped something in there

and was reaching down to get it

likely high on whatever he was reaching for

[Norrrm]

12. That tank is not very big. Must be a small person?