After family members contracted COVID-19, Ozzy Osbourne says worshiping Satan protected him from

[TexasTowelie]

After family members contracted COVID-19, Ozzy Osbourne says worshiping Satan protected him from virus


What in God’s good name?

Ozzy Osbourne is thanking Lucifer for protecting him from coronavirus.

The Grammy Award-winning heavy metal icon credited Satan for covering him during the pandemic, even as close family members contracted COVID-19.

“My wife had the virus; my daughter had the virus and I never got it,” he told Metal Hammer. “Being a devil worshiper does have its good points!”

In December, the Black Sabbath frontman’s longtime spouse, Sharon Osbourne, tested positive for the deadly disease, which has claimed the lives of over 700,000 U.S. citizens to date. The 69-year-old Emmy Award winner posted on Instagram that she had a “brief hospitalization.”

Read more: https://www.nydailynews.com/snyde/ny-ozzy-osbourne-credits-devil-worship-for-protection-against-covid19-pandemic-20211011-7ewnchrkebhnxhd6zs5sxvcyne-story.html

[I_UndergroundPanther]

1. Hail Satan!

[elleng]

2. He's still alive???

[tirebiter]

3. He eats bats for a living

[TexasTowelie]

4. He may have already been immune to the coronavirus

considering his infatuation with bats.

[SarcasticSatyr]

5. Sounds like he was just joking around ..

the article doesn't mention whether any of them had been vaccinated, but I'm assuming they were ... is it possible he got it, but was asymptomatic?

[Buckeye_Democrat]

7. Yeah, I think he was joking.

He made me laugh!

[Buckeye_Democrat]

6. LOL!

He needs another TV gig, as host of "The 666 Club" to compete with Pat Robertson.