Bangor police FB page

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https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=bangor%20maine%20police%20department

If you haven't heard of it, give it a read. Some pretty funny stuff.

Yes, Maine is cold this weekend.
We would tell you about the condition of the brass monkey, but since he is wearing a pair of insulated Carhartt bib overalls, we have no idea if he has all of his "affairs" in order.

A winter storm is headed our way and while the final details won't be available until all of the forecasters disagree, there is a good chance that we are looking at over a foot of snow with some very high winds starting between Monday and Tuesday.
You know what to do tomorrow.

Controlled panic along with conversations with other Mainers that will go something like this-
(Uncle Vernon)-"Had enough of this #$@*?"
(Anyone who speaks to Uncle Vernon)-"Yes."

There are a few versions, but most weather conversations are based upon the above listed dialogue. Trust me.
Be ready for it. Fuel, food, freaking out. In that order, please