Police: New Mexico man claims dog told him to shoot ex

[TexasTowelie]

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Authorities say an Albuquerque man accused of shooting his ex-girlfriend told police his neighbor's dog told him to do it.

KRQE-TV in Albuquerque reports that 48-year-old Matthew Gonzales told investigators that the dog gave him the advice after Gonzales saw his ex-girlfriend's status update on social media. Gonzales says he was angry about his ex-girlfriend announcing that she was single.

According to court documents, Gonzales says the dog told him, "you need to take care of this."

Police say Gonzales shot his ex-girlfriend during a struggle on Tuesday.

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[Warpy]

1. Taking the coward's way out, blaming it on the dog.

Somebody needed to tell him a long time ago that Lincoln freed everybody.

We can no longer claim ownership of other human beings.

[Politicalboi]

2. Bad Dog

The dog should have told him to get over it and leave her alone.

[Enrique]

3. "you need to take care of this."

that doesn't sound like something a dog would say.

[CanonRay]

4. Tom Cotton says hot dog told him to send Iran letter

[Agnosticsherbet]

5. It's the son of the son of sam.

[Hoppy]

6. Damn dogs. This isn't the first time something like this happened.

The Son of Sam killer, David Berkowitz, was directed to kill by his neighbor's dog, Sam.